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By: Daniel Skinner
Narrated by: Tom Glover
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Danger. Deceit. Detectives. Drugs. Dark secrets. And a spot of yoga.

Waffle Jones has a problem: his girlfriend has left him and he’s not sure why.

It could be because he can’t hold down a job, is totally unreliable, and fritters all their money away on dope, lager and chicken bhuna, but who knows for sure?

Still, he decides to clean up his life, get his act together, and win her back. The plan goes swimmingly for the first ten minutes until a large and mysterious bag lands at his feet. What’s inside leads to him being pursued across London by villains, detectives, and yoga instructors.

So now he has a very big problem. If only he was aware of it.

Fast-paced, darkly funny, and full of twists, romance, and moral dilemmas, this is London crime fiction with a Guy Ritchie kick and a surprisingly big heart.

From the Amazon bestselling author of From Nags to Numbnuts and Stable Condition comes this hilarious debut novel

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Ideal for fans of Richard Osman, Bob Mortimer, and Caimh McDonnell.

©2025 Daniel Skinner (P)2025 Daniel Skinner Crime Fiction Literature & Fiction Thriller & Suspense Exciting Funny Heartfelt Witty Crime England Detective
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Absurd, gripping, likeable main character. Well written and funny and something different
Can’t wait for the next one

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This is an easy-to-listen-to fun and silly and thoroughly enjoyable crime caper, with a hapless and very likeable main protagonist and an entertaining supporting cast. The further through it I got the more I was rooting for Waffle!

Fun and entertaining, can’t help rooting for Waffle!

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Part Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, part Douglas Adams, part Withnail & I, and part British sitcom reference library, if you like any or all of the above, you’ll love this affectionate crime caper. I did. Nice one! Looking forward to reading again!!

Loved this crime-caper farce!

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Really enjoyed this. Simple story but filled out with hilarious scenes and character traits, and some lovely descriptions of characters and settings. Beautifully read which added to the humour.

What larks!

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Pleased I didn’t waste a credit on this book, got it included with Amazon Music, narration isn’t too bad but story is a bit mehhh… and that is putting it kindly I struggled to finish it

Not as good as it sounds

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