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  • Four Takeaways and a Funeral

  • Bellydance and Beyond, Book 3
  • By: Kerrie Noor
  • Narrated by: Nano Nagle
  • Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins

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Four Takeaways and a Funeral

By: Kerrie Noor
Narrated by: Nano Nagle
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Summary

Mavis and Lumpy are getting married. It is to be a small affair with a hot and spicy theme, a few close friends, and a celebrant on Skype.

"We want no fuss," said Mavis. "Just lots of food, great photos, and belly-dancing."

However...Mavis’s idea of hot and spicy is not Lumpy’s, and Lumpy’s idea of great photos is definitely not Mavis’. Mavis and Lumpy find there is more to getting married than organizing the dips. As their relationship spirals out of control, Mavis loses her mother and must come to terms with a past she would rather forget.

With a funeral befitting a sitcom, sibling rivalry on a par with a Shakespearean tragedy, and a dying mother's impossible wish, Mavis and Lumpy's relationship crumbles like a burnt chapati.

It is up to Nefertiti to make “things” right - so she thinks.

©2018 Kerrie Noor (P)2018 Kerrie Noor

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