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Football My Arse!

The Funniest Football Book You'll Ever Hear

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Football My Arse!

By: Ricky Tomlinson
Narrated by: Ricky Tomlinson
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 "I have always collected football stories like other people collect stamps, and it's great to get this opportunity to stick them in a book." From the best-selling author of Ricky comes this collection of hilarious anecdotes about football, with stories about the stars themselves, the fans, the girlfriends, the managers, in fact every aspect of the beautiful, and occasionally ridiculous, game. Recounted with Ricky Tomlinson's trademark wit, this is a bright and brilliantly entertaining collection that will delight football fans everywhere.©2005 Ricky Tomlinson and NOrman Giller; (P)2005 Time Warner AudioBooks Football (Soccer) Witty Funny
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This book is both interesting and funny, lots of anecdotal snippets and a wonderful section on how football is no longer played for the fans, but for the accountants.

Interesting and funny

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This is by far the worst Audio book I have listened to.

I wouldn’t give it any stars at all - utter rubbish

What a load of rubbish

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