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Father Christmas's Fake Beard

Narrated by: Julian Rhind-Tutt
Length: 1 hr and 33 mins
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Summary

Random House presents the audiobook edition of Father Christmas's Fake Beard by Terry Pratchett, read by Julian Rhind-Tutt.

Have you ever wanted Christmas to be different?

Turkey and carols, presents and crackers - they all start to feel a bit...samey.

How about a huge exploding mince pie, a pet abominable snowman, or a very helpful partridge in a pear tree? What if Father Christmas went to work at a zoo, or caused chaos in a toy store, or was even arrested for burglary!

Dive into the fantastically funny world of Terry Pratchett, for a festive treat like no other. These 10 stories will have you laughing, gasping and crying (with laughter) - you'll never see Christmas in the same way again.

©2017 Terry Pratchett (P)2017 Random House AudioBooks

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Christmas fun

A nice little funny Christmas story for all the family to listen to at Christmas time.

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Another must read

I miss Terry Pratchett i wish he was still here to write any way another excellent book by him

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This book is great for children! It's funny and explains things in a way that children can understand! I would NOT pause it EVER!!!

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Fun Short Christmas Related Stories

I really enjoyed listening to these short stories. Have listened to them several times on my Christmas travels. Will be looking to get some more Terry Pratchett books.