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Everything Has Teeth
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Horror
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Summary
Contains the Splatterpunk Award-winning story The Tipping Point.
A city where people are turning gleefully insane. Inescapable blood-sucking bugs. A serial killer who may have discovered proof of alien life. A kinky proposal to "even out" an instance of infidelity. A man whose fingernails are growing at an out of control rate. Twisted new spins on the legends of John Henry and Humpty Dumpty. The all-time worst bathtub in which to bathe a child. The inconvenience of finding a dead Bigfoot in your yard.
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- Chiggers
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- Lee
- 04-04-20
Darky Funny
If you like your horror with a lot of humour this is perfection. It can only be described as Douglas Addams meets Shaun Hutson. Not really visceral , more ironic. A very enjoyable listen.
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- Cathie
- 19-11-19
Narration Is Not Good
I love almost everything Jeff Strand has written, but I found these stories to be hit and miss. As with Dead Clown Barbecue, this narrator is fine until he attempts a fake American accent, which is excruciating. Like fingernails on a chalkboard, fast forward through the story bad. When he breaks into "redneck", it's especially bad. It's hard to focus on the story when the narration is so distracting.
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- shawn bickford
- 17-11-19
Nonsensical stories and godawful narration
Firstly, this audiobook sounds like it was recorded in a portable toilet. HORRIBLE quality. The stories themsleves seem like they were runner's-up in a 6th grade short story contest. The narration is irritatingly nasally, and get ready for the worst southern accent by a British guy you've ever heard.
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