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Dragons at Crumbling Castle
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- Ceri
- 12-01-15
Great fun
Very imaginative, funny, great stories, which are enjoyable to listen to again. Ryan age 10. Also love David walliams audiobooks
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- Disorganised Mum
- 02-01-15
Great
Any additional comments?
Funny set of short stories that are very popular with our seven yr old.
3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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- J.C.Quantrill
- 05-11-18
amazing
I love getting lost in the amazing world of Terry pratchett and his characters.
My whole family enjoy this audio book
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- John L.
- 22-06-18
A Bit Silly
I love the Terry Pratchett books, but quit halfway through this one as it all got a bit silly.
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- Mrs Alison Witton Boyle
- 12-04-18
EEPPIICC
I Ok I love this book 📖 soooooooooooooooooo loving lol
I have had a great time with this one ☝️😍🙏💖💑📖📖🥞💏👨👩👧👧💑👨👩👦👦👩👧👨👩👧👧👨👩👦👦👨👩👧👧🍑🍺👩👧🍉📖👨👩👧👦
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- Chris Shaw
- 01-03-18
lovely family listening
My 4 year old son and I listen to this before bed. as a Pratchett fan it's great to listen to it with him.
harry says "I like the stories, I like Santa works at the zoo because he gets it all wrong"
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- dave_bristol
- 10-05-17
My little boy loved this
Would you listen to Dragons at Crumbling Castle again? Why?
Lots of stories, my 5 year old boy loved listening to this audio book
What did you like best about this story?
When they had the egg-rolling competition
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- Toni Peers
- Trowbridge, Wiltshire United Kingdom
- 07-05-17
Super book say Harriet and Mimi
My 2 daughters (almost 7 and 9) really love this book and are constantly requesting it for their bedtime read. They are spend a lot of time quoting from the book and giggling about it.
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- A. L. Peterson
- Salisbury UK
- 29-10-16
Dragons at crumbling castle
I find the book very good and funny.My favourite chapter-story is the tale of the carpet people.
I would recommend this book to my friends and family.