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Don’t Go There
- Weird Travel Series, Book 1: From Chernobyl to North Korea - One Man’s Quest to Lose Himself and Find Everyone Else in the World’s Strangest Places
- Narrated by: Liam Gerrard
- Series: Weird Travel Series, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Biographies & Memoirs, Adventurers, Explorers & Survival
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Summary
It was supposed to be a normal city break...
...it ended in the strangest places in the world.
They shouldn't have tear gassed best-selling (bald) author Adam Fletcher. It ruined his supposedly normal holiday in Istanbul, made him curious, and began a quest to visit places everyone else is trying to escape from, and tourists don't normally go to.
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Accompanied by his eccentric German girlfriend, Annett, this adventure to 10 unusual destinations will also put their sanity, safety, and relationship in jeopardy.
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- AmazonCustomer
- 18-04-22
Very enjoyable listen, highly recommended
Multiple fascinating tales from around the world. The story of the first couple of trips felt ok, and I felt that the narrator was a bit over the top. The rest of the book was very good; the stories had depth, warmth, wit and authenticity. And the narration was excellent too.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-01-22
An interesting story of self discovery
The book felt like a collection of short stories so I didn’t enjoy it as much as I wanted to. I like the authors style and will read another book by him. So well read by the narrator that it felt as if he was the author. Not for me but I’d recommend to a friend.