Diddly Squat

The No 1 Sunday Times Bestseller

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Diddly Squat

By: Jeremy Clarkson

Narrated by: Jeremy Clarkson

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Pull on your wellies, grab your flat cap and join Jeremy Clarkson in this hilarious and fascinating behind-the-scenes look at the infamous Diddly Squat Farm

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Welcome to Clarkson's farm.

It's always had a nice ring to it. Jeremy just never thought that one day his actual job would be 'a farmer'.

And, sadly, it doesn't mean he's any good at it.

From buying the wrong tractor (Lamborghini, since you ask . . .) to formation combine harvesting, getting tied-up in knots of red tape to chasing viciously athletic cows, our hero soon learns that enthusiasm alone might not be enough.

Jeremy may never succeed in becoming master of his land, but, as he's discovering, the fun lies in the trying . . .

'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph

'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out

'Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube' Evening Standard

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If you’ve watched the Amazon series about Mr Clarkson’s farm you will really enjoy this. So pleased he narrated his own words, no one else could have put the amount of feeling behind those snapshots of farm like. Brilliant narration.
The madness of trying to make a farm pay is relentlessly driven home. More from the side of a normal operation that doesn’t have a media life to bridge the huge gaps. He has probably done more for the farming industry than anyone else. Certainly the National Farming Union think so.
The audiobook is laugh out loud funny. It really brings home what a good communicator Mr C is.