Dick-Nose

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Dick-Nose

By: Matt Shaw

Narrated by: Matt Shaw

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About this listen

Jeremy Jumper isn’t like normal people. Jeremy has a medical condition which causes a large mass to grow on the end of his nose. It starts as a red mark and, over the following days, balloons to ridiculous size. Strangers stop and stare while others dive for cover, worried it’s about to explode.

Of course, Jeremy has a close group of friends around him who are nothing but supportive of him and his condition. Whenever it flares up, they have his back and...oh who am I trying to kid? Jeremy’s friends are assholes and tease him relentlessly. But, as the mass grows, so too does Jeremy’s temper, and it’s only a matter of time before something explodes.

The question is: what will pop first? The lump, or the violent rage brewing within him?

NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH.

Matt ShawMatt ShawMatt Shaw Publications

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