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Croak & Dagger

The Tragically Heroic, Mildly Moist Misadventures of Frank the Frog

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Croak & Dagger

By: Dustin Gross
Narrated by: Chase Johnson
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Summary

Meet Frank the Frog: the Swamp’s Foul-Mouthed Antihero!

In the festering muck of Boggy Ballsack Swamp, Frank—a short-legged, rage-fueled frog—croaks his way through a dark comedy fantasy that’s as hilarious as it is unhinged.

Born in a polluted pond and abandoned by his tadpole dreams, Frank leads the “Swamp Bastards” in a satirical adventure novel against tech-frog overlords who’d rather drone-deliver flies than face his wrath.

Will his profane rants and reckless leaps save the swamp—or doom it?

Why you’ll love this anarchic fantasy story:

  • Irreverent Humor: Laugh-out-loud rants and absurd battles.Flawed Hero: Frank’s an antihero fantasy icon.
  • Vivid Setting: A chaotic swamp adventure fiction world of anarchist snails and haiku-spouting turtles.
  • Emotional Depth: Beneath the profanity, a heartfelt tale of surviving your own flaws.

Download this humorous fantasy novel now and dive into Frank’s gloriously moist misadventures!

©2025 Dustin Gross (P)2025 Dustin Gross
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