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Constituent Service

A Third District Story

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The aliens are here ... and they want municipal services!

Ashley Perrin is fresh out of college and starting a job as a community liaison for the Third District–the city’s only sector with more alien residents than humans. Ashley’s barely found where the paper clips are kept when she’s beset with constituent complaints–from too much noise at the Annual Lupidian Celebration Parade to a trip-and-fall chicken to a very particular type of alien hornet that threatens the very city itself.

And if that’s not terrifying enough, Ashley is next up at the office karaoke night.

It's Parks and Recreation meets the Federation of Planets in this fast and funny audio exclusive by Hugo Award winner and Audible best seller John Scalzi.

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A really fun story that's a great length as an Audible Plus catalog tittle, but too short for a credit or purchase though.
The story is really good. Interesting and fun, with great characters that are original and entertaining.
At the end I was smiling and really enjoyed the book!

Fun, interesting and feel good!

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A brisk story, beautifully constructed and well narrated. Could even be expanded to incorporate more episodes?

Tight, funny and inventive

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Really nice short story. Amber Benson a superb narrator, so many voices & characters. Now I want more of them!

Great short story

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Fantastic story, where does John pull these from.

Excellent narration, each character is clear but different.

Hope for future stories, long or short.

Great short story

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