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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

By: Chelsea Handler
Narrated by: Chelsea Handler
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About this listen

In these personal essays, the #1 bestselling author of Life Will Be the Death of Me delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.

Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on Chelsea Handler's love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild.

Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is good good good good!

"Chelsea Handler writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka..."—Jennifer Weiner
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Critic reviews

Her cheeky candor is one of the things that makes her unique: She's a hot blonde with a filthy mouth.—Philadelphia Inquirer
"Whether Handler is plotting to get her father committed or convincing her dog never to 'shadoobie' in her presence, her essays are packed with enough laugh-out-loud moments to rival a first-rate stand-up act."—Publishers Weekly (starred review) on Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
Chelsea Handler writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka, Ecstasy, and sleeping with midgets and nineteen-year-olds.—Jennifer Weiner
Where have I been all of Chelsea Handler's life? I had no idea how funny, how brilliant she is. She is too clever for words."—Liz Smith, New York Post
Chelsea Handler is a terrific comedian and a hilarious writer.—Jay Leno
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some of her tales are genuinely funny
Others less so, but they spent so her going on about them

not as funny as she thinks she is

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Not as good as her other works. Doesn’t seem to have an overall through line.

Not as good as her other works

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