Breaking Wind cover art

Breaking Wind

Preview
Get this deal Try Premium Plus free
Offer ends 29 January 2026 at 11:59PM GMT.
Prime members: New to Audible? Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Just £0.99/mo for your first 3 months of Audible.
1 bestseller or new release per month—yours to keep.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, podcasts, and Originals.
Auto-renews at £8.99/mo after 3 months. Cancel monthly.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£8.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically.

Breaking Wind

By: Tom Heathers
Narrated by: Robert Fulton
Get this deal Try Premium Plus free

£8.99/mo after 3 months. Cancel monthly. Offer ends 29 January 2026 at 11:59PM GMT.

£8.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £14.99

Buy Now for £14.99

LIMITED TIME OFFER | £0.99/mo for the first 3 months

Premium Plus auto-renews at £8.99/mo after 3 months. Terms apply.

About this listen

I present for you an irreverent, slightly twisted tale containing a smattering of profanity and a few not-too-graphic sexual situations.

The Goddess and the Trickster look down on two humans from the eternal Pickleball court and in one case take pity, and in the other, see an opportunity to have some fun. Thus begins a raucous romp through the lives of two lonely mortals featuring embarrassment, fun, flatulence, fetish, and of course, felines. With every gift of the gods comes consequences and, with luck, transformation.

A cautionary note: This story contains an abundance of gas-passing, hence the title, Breaking Wind. Enjoy!

©2024 Thomas Blaine Heathers (P)2024 Thomas Blaine Heathers
Fantasy Humorous Witty
No reviews yet