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Bloody Hell

A Dark Urban Fantasy Story (The Legacy of a Vampire Witch, Book 1)

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Bloody Hell

By: Theophilus Monroe
Narrated by: Kelley Hazen
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They tried to cut out my heart. But, before I was a vampire, I was a witch. They couldn’t get rid of me that easily.

My name's Mercy Brown, but don't let my name fool you; I'm merciless. It had been almost a century and a half since I last encountered anyone from the Order of the Morning Dawn. They were religious fundamentalists with the dual goal of eliminating vampires and witches. Being both a vampire and a witch, I was the embodiment of everything the Order hates. Their first attempt to eliminate me failed. Thanks to the fact that my mentor in the Craft was also a necromancer. When they burned my heart, they didn’t kill me. They unwittingly completed a spell that tied my existence to the soul of one who took my place in hell.

Now, I’m heartless, literally. Not having a heart has some advantages. It means I’m pretty resilient, especially when it comes to wooden stakes. So long as the soul bound to my existence remained in hell, I was virtually invincible. But, the Order figured it out. They hope to redeem the soul who was damned in my stead. If they do that, I’ll meet the true death for sure.

I have to capture the one damned in my place before the Order manages to liberate him from perdition. If they free him, I will die. I have to go to bloody hell.

©2020 Theophilus Monroe (P)2021 Theophilus Monroe
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Story well written and narration.

Good

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I loved this book. Great first book in a new series I highly recommend this book.
Amazing characters and great storyline.
Kelly Hazen’s narration is pretty great too she always bring the stories to life.
❤️😹🤩🥰🥳

Awsome

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Another pleasurable read from this author. I love the humour and links across the different books. Mercy is a great character. Highly recomend.

What a read!

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Mercy is dying from consumption when she approaches the leader of her coven she’s told she can make her immortal. Mercy is turned into a vampire but things don’t go quite as planned and the witch , her father and a priest are around her grave when she wakes up they are carrying out a ritual where they cut her heart and liver out and burn them.

Good story

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This is the story of a very unusual vampire who is also a witch, but that isn't the strangest thing about her! Thanks to her witchy mentor and a very dodgy ritual or two, Mercy is now the only vampire who can survive being staked in the heart. Unfortunately her little brother hasn't come out too well in this deal...

I loved all the unusual vampire lore, there are a lot more rules in this world than the typical wooden stake and garlic. It was a fascinating story for how the original vampire was created. I particularly enjoyed how this was set in the past, looking forward to Bram Stoker's Dracula book and films.

Kelley Hazen gives the perfect sassy narration for Mercy Brown's character.

I loved all the unusual vampire lore

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