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Been Nowhere, Done Nothing

By: Paul Glazebrook
Narrated by: Paul Glazebrook
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Been Nowhere, Done Nothing is the true story of Paul ‘Glazey’ Glazebrook and his experiences joining, and serving in, The Royal Green Jackets, one of the oldest and boldest infantry regiments in the British Army.

Glazey honed his infantry and covert soldiering skills all over the world, from the jungles of Jamaica, to taking part in secret operations deep inside the bandit country of South Armagh, as well as targeted strike ops on the war torn streets of Iraq. This story is told with unflinching honesty and hysterically funny wit, giving a keen insight into the sense of humour which has kept our forces in the fight for generations.

©2025 Paul Glazebrook (P)2025 Paul Glazebrook Military & War Funny
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‘A brutally honest and hilarious account of soldiering from a Rifleman’s perspective’ —Andy McNab CBE, DCM, MM
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All I will say is top bloke for a Green Jacket!
Well done mate, now get the spoons out the sink! K***y must of taught you everything you know! Out!!!

The reflection of my early years in the RE.

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Good book normal lad done good and made himself proud of his achievements in his career and it’s quite funny and easy to listen to listen to

Great honestly told

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This is my first time listening to an audio book and what 1 to start on. Hearing paul tell his story in his own unique brand of witty, dark humoured and explicty descriptive way was brilliant. The book had me laughing with all the antics you'd expect a squaddie and his mates to get upto as well as retching in some parts too (faecal mole in particular) and then towards the end crying with the horrors and sad deaths faced by paul and his army brothers while serving in iraq. Highly recommend anyone to buy the book or give the audiobook a listen , you won't regret it. Amazing job ❤️

a funny, brutally honest insight into army life

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Listening to your story all the way from when you were a kid till your journey home after you decided to leave the RGJ told and explained to me a lot about you which I’ve never noticed or have just realised. It was brilliant listening to you and your love for your brothers and I’m glad I got to hear it from you yourself - Alfie Glazebrook

Your way of story telling

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from day one the experiences are those of young infanty soliders what they get upto both on and off duty.

true life in rhe infantry

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