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Bad Mermaids: On the Rocks

By: Sibéal Pounder
Narrated by: Jessica Hayles
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About this listen

 Bloomsbury presents Bad Mermaids: On the Rocks by Sibéal Pounder, read by Jess Hayles.
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'You'll laugh your tail off' – Rob Biddulph
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The second book in the hilarious Bad Mermaids series for kids aged 7+, from the bestselling author of Witch Wars

Mermaids Beattie, Mimi and Zelda, along with Steve the talking seahorse, are trapped aboard the spooky ship the Merry Mary, heading for the legendary (and super-stylish) Crocodile Kingdom. On land, Paris Silkensocks, ice-cream seller and GADGET QUEEN, has uncovered a plot to destroy the mermaid world.

Can Paris find the mermaids in time? Can Beattie avert a Crocodile Kingdom crabtastrophe? Can seahorses get seasick? All this and more will be revealed!

Featuring magical mysteries, fabulous fashion and a snappier than average transport system, the second Bad Mermaids adventure brings a whole new twist to the underwater world of mermaids. If you enjoyed Witch Wars or The Little Mermaid, you’ll love this!©2020 Sibéal Pounder (P)2020 Bloomsbury Publishing Plc Fantasy Fiction Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Science Fiction & Fantasy Comedy Merfolk Royalty Mythology Witty Magic

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