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The Cat Who Said No

By: Bill Schmalfeldt
Narrated by: Najin Lee
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Megan Hamilton has a perfectly ordinary life.She works at a bookstore in Myrtle Beach, has a small circle of friends, and shares her apartment with Monty—a friendly black cat with three white hairs on his chest, an appetite for trouble, and absolutely no respect for personal property.Then one evening, Megan asks Monty if he wants turkey for dinner.And Monty says, “No.”Not meows. Not something that sounds like no.He says it.Within days, a video of the talking cat goes viral. Reporters descend. Scientists come calling. Strangers demand answers to questions about their marriages, their careers, and their futures. And when people discover that Monty may possess an ability far more extraordinary than speech, the United States government becomes very interested indeed.Megan soon learns that having the most remarkable cat in the world is one thing.Keeping him is another.The Cat Who Said No is a darkly comic story about fame, friendship, science, bureaucracy, greed, and one stubborn little black cat who discovers that sometimes the most powerful word in the English language has only two letters.©2026 Bill Schmalfeldt (P)2026 Bill Schmalfeldt
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