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Red Dwarf: Titan

By: Rob Grant, Andrew Marshall
Narrated by: Chris Barrie
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Before the beginning...

The mining ship Red Dwarf is in orbit around Saturnian moon Titan, and the bulk of the crew is heading down for their shore leave plans: A strangely reluctant hen party; a relaxing cheaty golfing break; a terminally-boring cultural Odessey; a marathon drinking and fighting binge; a stomach-challenging culinary beanfeast and an invigoratingly violent tour of Shore Patrol . . .

Menial chicken soup machine repairmen Dave Lister and Arnold Rimmer have slightly less noble ambitions.
Rimmer is in search of some illicit exam-cheating tech, to land a much-lusted-for promotion, and Lister plans to acquire a cat to smuggle back on board as part of a nefarious scheme to return to Earth. Mainly they just want to get as far away from each other as possible. However, their objectives are scuppered when they receive a cryptic message . . . from the future.

The two feuding crewmen are catapulted into a breakneck race to save not only this, but every other Reality.
Along the way, they'll find themselves united again, for the first time, with some new, but somehow old friends, as they embark on a labyrinthian quest through the seediest, most dangerous underbelly of humankind's furthest outpost, where lurk bizarre off-worldly dangers and one mysterious hidden nemesis with an obscure, yet clearly lethal agenda.

So strap yourself into your Holly Hop Drive, and set your bazookoids to "thrill" - the Dwarfers are taking on TITAN. Read by Chris Barrie and featuring the original Red Dwarf music performed by the composer Howard Goodall.

'Don't tell my mother I died with my arm up a gorilla's bottom.'
'But sir - it will be on the death certificate.'©2026 Rob Grant And Andrew Marshall (P)2026 Orion Publishing Group Limited Adventure Humorous Science Fiction Space Opera
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The reader does great impressions of all the main characters, but his Rimmer is absolutely spot on.

Great impressions

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got on audio chris barrie is a legend, going to take me quite a few listens until fully get my head around it. very much like listening to infinety welcomes careful drivers in parts. much longer book than other two. could actually be made into a full series or movie

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overall a good listen, I absolutely love red dwarf and this would make an interesting new direction to take the crew/story in

a good red dwarf story

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Scattered with cultural references that the first generation of fans will appreciate, and an aesthetic faithful to the Red Dwarf universe, this laugh-out-loud story delivers in style.
Barrie's performance is outstanding as usual; no-one could do better.
Recording and editing was almost spot-on; audio levels and consistency were perfect, and I only noticed a single retake that wasn't deleted.

Written for the audience, doesn't disappoint

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Infinity welcomes careful drives and Better than life are better. Its on par with Last Human but feels more like the first two books listed, The red dwarf books are in my opinion the funniest Ive ever read by the way (ignoring Backwards which is a let down).

Joint 3rd best Red Dwarf book

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