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Confessions of a Trash Droid: The Complete First Series in One

Confessions of a Trash Droid – A Darkly Funny Sci-Fi Comedy About a Rogue Robot

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Confessions of a Trash Droid: The Complete First Series in One

By: Michael Cheney
Narrated by: Lukas Arnold
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A sci fi adventure thriller for adults who love robot fiction

They built him to take out their trash. Turns out they're next.

Tedd is a trash droid with an "anomaly" — he can think for himself. Management wants him smelted, and his runaway mouth isn't helping.

He could disappear quietly. He could play it safe. He could, for once in his miserable existence, do the sensible thing.

But he doesn't. He never does.

If you love Douglas Adams, John Scalzi, or Martha Wells' Murderbot Diaries, you'll devour this.

Confessions of a Trash Droid: Awarded Amazon #1 Bestseller for Humorous Sci-Fi. 64,427 copies sold and counting.

©2026 Michael Cheney (P)2026 Michael Cheney Adventure Humorous Science Fiction Witty Funny Fiction
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I got to the third "book" but they just bounced around for one near fatal and mostly fatal situation to the next. Not even very funny. DNF

Endless death and snark

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I was hoping for something Murderbot’ish. Yet this is strong Futurama vibe. Dont get me wrong, i love futurama but its just a vibe, futurama is better;)

Its ok, but only that

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I enjoyed all 29hrs of this series, I'm looking forward to the next book, just wondering if there's a statue to Nick?

A look into the future

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This full set is fantastic value for 1 credit, it is read well and had me chuckling all the way through. I would very much recommend

Excellent read very entertaining

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There is a gimmick, there are always 1 or two extra characters that get replaced over time , same insults same sarcasm same responses.

I found the robots and droids besides the main character more interesting and often refreshing, as than character although with many human characteristics pushed into him stays the same and does not develop.

There is barely any time to breath between actions. Could not finish the book, as my head was about to explode after 10 hours of this .

Too much noise not enough character

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