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The Gods Are Bastards: A High Fantasy Western

The Gods Are Bastards, Book 1

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The Gods Are Bastards: A High Fantasy Western

By: D. D. Webb
Narrated by: E. A. Castillo
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It was a world of sword and sorcery, but that was a thousand years ago. When the gods turn their backs, true adventurers are needed more than ever.

For centuries, the Empire of Tiraas has surged forward in the name of peace, commerce, and political power, evolving from its early days of heroes, quests, and reckless abandon in favor of a more refined, industrious existence. Today, rails connect cities and outposts. Religion is power—even if the gods have gone silent. Magic is a commodity. Dwarves and elves are carefully discouraged from exhibiting any unwanted behaviors. Even the scariest monsters are dealt with diplomatically.

Needless to say, the days in which a person could make a living as a wandering adventurer are long since gone. But a nightmarish darkness looms, and those dormant, discarded ideals of courage, honor, and death-defying heroism must somehow rise to the surface once again. Because a demonic force has returned from the past—and it means to stay.

Meanwhile, at the University of Last Rock on the unforgiving, notably uncivilized frontier, an unruly band of youngsters yearns to show the world what they can do. And they are just about to begin their schooling in good old-fashioned magic, combat, and all-around adventure-seeking. Unfortunately for them, they will need much, much more than that if they have any hope of saving the world. And save the world they must . . .

Based on the hit web novel with more than eleven million views—and almost four million views on Royal Road—now available in paperback, ebook, and audiobook!

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I found the story a really easy and fun listen, but the narration is awful. I’ve never had to stop and rewind like this before because I simply can’t make out the words, even at 50% speed. The voice drawls and slurrs words together without pronunciation even when doing supposedly crisp voices. It’s a pleasant voice, kind of like asmr, but beyond annoying in an audiobook…

Engaging story, awfully slurring narrator

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I’ve listened to a lot of books but this one is actually a page turner

Original and Fun

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