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The Therapy Crouch

In Search of Happy (N)ever After

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The Therapy Crouch

By: Abbey Clancy, Peter Crouch
Narrated by: Abbey Clancy, Peter Crouch
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About this listen

Brought to you by Penguin.

From the moment you swipe right or lock eyes across a crowded bar, you step onto a rollercoaster ride of dating, first kisses and romantic weekends away. Then before you know it, you're meeting the in-laws, moving in together and walking down the aisle.

It's not all highs, there are lows too: you've got your other half's annoying habits to discover and you need to learn how to win every argument in pursuit of always being right. When kids come along, sexy text messages make way for school whatsapp groups and suddenly you have no time for one another. Life is a blur of nappies, sleepless nights and chauffeuring as your offspring embark on a more colourful social life than you could dream of. That first date might just be the start of a relationship that lasts for the rest of your life, so choose wisely.

From hooking up to breaking up and getting together to staying together, join us as we navigate our way through the trials and tribulations of dating and relationships. Celebrating all that's good and bad about being in pursuit of love, we ask can you ever find you happy ever after?

©2023 Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch (P)2023 Penguin Audio
Marriage & Long-Term Partnerships Relationships Comedy

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Peter and Abbey are great together and come across as couple goals. Fame and fortune (although they thoroughly enjoy) hasn’t gone to their heads. Their four children are very lucky young humans to have them as parents.

Good listen

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Thank you Abbey & Pete, so refreshing to hear from a couple who keep it real and can laugh at themselves and also keep the reader intrigued xx

Fabulous couple, great story told with great humour & honesty

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These two are just so real. I looked forward to each chapter and loved how honest they were about life, their trials and tribulations!

Honest and hilariously funny!

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Loved it. Funny, honest, very entertaining. Love them as a couple. Would recommend to everyone

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Really enjoyed this light hearted very funny book. Highly recommend it and their podcast. Laugh out loud.

So funny. Loved this

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