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This Quest Is Broken!

This Trilogy Is Broken, Book 1

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This Quest Is Broken!

By: J. P. Valentine
Narrated by: Andrew Tell
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The Questing Stones have come to Nowherested, and Evelia Greene is finally ready to receive her life's quest. Perhaps she'll be a great warrior, or a wealthy merchant, or a brilliant mage. Perhaps her quest is simply to live a quiet life, constantly honing a craft to the heights of perfection.

Or perhaps the Questing Stones will grant her the legendary mission of popping over to the next village to pick up a loaf of bread.

Wouldn’t that be ridiculous?

Eve can’t even begin to guess how or why she’s come by such an absurd life goal, nor how a level-one messenger girl is supposed to complete anything labeled as legendary, but at least she can be sure of one thing. No matter how many wolves or goblins attack, no matter how many speeding tickets she racks up, no matter how many bakeries spontaneously combust as she steps into town, one way or another, Eve is going to get that goddamned bread.

There just might be a few side quests along the way.

This book contains game elements, good jokes, bad jokes, worse jokes, and language strong enough to lift weights. Please enjoy.

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The book was an enjoyable listen, even if the story is a bit predictable and one dimensional at times.

Nice if a bit predictable

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I really liked how the main character gradually builds a great chemistry amongst her other party members, which makes it truly saddening when one of the party members completes their "life quest", and I'm really excited to see where it goes from here after that ending.

incredible story

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I’m really glad I took a risk on this book because I really enjoyed it and I can’t wait for the next one. I love how it just follows the story of a girl and how she ends up going on a quest for a loaf of bread but I don’t think things will go as planned. This book really has an amazing sense of humour and I just love the storyline and potential. The narrator was also wonderful and if there is another book coming please could you bring him back

Amazing book and wonderful story

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This is the single most fun pure PURE fun I have had with a book in my entire life!

It's not life changing, it's not deep!

But it's simplicity! Humor, attitude, relaxed atmosphere and chemistry between characters honestly... I am willing to pay someone a monthly little bit to just keep writing my this kind of relaxing lough out loud don't take myself serious fun stuff!!! I cried when it ended as I have never been able to find a hook thst just... Makes me smile and smirk and doesn't force me to think too much and allows me to just... Go into my happy place and go on this funny adventure with the heroes!

Absolutely PURE FUN!

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It had great narrator, great concept but just fell flat half way through sadly. I won’t be buying book two. Real shame as it really did have some great promise.

Started strongly…..then fizzled out

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