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The Bible According to Spike Milligan

By: Spike Milligan
Narrated by: Spike Milligan
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'And God said, Let there be light; and there was light, but Eastern Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.'

There have been many interpretations of the Old Testament over the centuries but never one quite like this.

Spike Milligan has rewritten, in his own inimitable style, many of the best-known stories of the Old Testament, featuring characters like King 'my brain hurts' Solomon; the great oaf of a giant, Goliath; and the lesser-known crossword clue, Hushai the Archite.

Believers and nonbelievers alike will enjoy this hilarious reworking, where the jokes, jests and jibes tumble over each other from chapter one, verse one until kingdom come.

©2016 Spike Milligan (P)2016 Penguin Audio Dark Humour Fantasy Humorous Witty Funny Royalty Comedy

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I loved it and laughed constantly, I always loved Spike's humour. I wish he were still with us.

Well worth a listen

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Despite what Audible tells you, this is an abridged recording. There are whole passages missing throughout the book. Otherwise, it's a good laugh.

NOTE: This is an abridged recording

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Absolutely love this book been after it for quite some time..Spike Milligan at his best 5 stars ..funny from start to finish just wish pdf available

THE TRUE STORY

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brings bsck many happy nighrs with all new radio thing odd thing only worked with the whol street rpund it
paul connolly

brings back many happy nights with rith the box tk

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Mad as a hatter and at his absolute best. This had me in stitches. Genius.

Spike

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