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Where Have All the Bullets Gone?

By: Spike Milligan
Narrated by: Spike Milligan
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Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable, audiobook edition of Where Have All the Bullets Gone?, written and read by Spike Milligan.

'Back to those haunting days in Italy in 1944, at the foot of Mount Vesuvius, with lava running in great red rivulets down the slope towards us, and Jock taking a drag on his cigarette and saying, "I think we've got grounds for a rent rebate."'

The fifth volume of Spike Milligan's unsurpassed account of life as a Bombardier in World War Two sees our hero dispatched from the front line to psychiatric hospital and from there to a rehabilitation camp. Considered loony (and 'unfit to be killed in combat by either side'), he becomes embroiled in his own private battle with melancholy. But it is music, wit and a little help from his friends - including one Gunner Harry Secombe - that help carry him through to his first stage appearances ...

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A classic read read by an utter genius.
Spike Milligans reading of his own work brings emotion and madcap humour like only he could.

A classic read.

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spike at his wonderful honest best! hilarious 60 plus years on & as wonderful heartwarming at times brutally heartwrenching ! Spike Milligans honest war time memoir. I'm glad you are not here Today to see the havoc this government is doing & putting yours & the sacrifice of many young men into jeopardy! a much missed commentator.

classic part five of Milligan the war years

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I have been listening while walking the dog and finding myself unable to suppress the laughter. Having read these volumes a number of times it is a joy to hear them read by Spike.

Truly Laugh Out Loud

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Non stop Milligan - It seems in a bizarre way these were some of the happiest days in Spikes life - his love for music shines through and even though it is wartime the problems are surmounted by the camaraderie. Simply written and only Spike could communicate what went on by his narration. Excellent listen as usual.

Spike’s ability to paint a picture with words.

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Another book of times to laugh and times to be sad. how men came through the war if they had not got Spikes outlook I do not know. A good read

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