Apocalypse Barnes

The Gentrified Dead, Book 1

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Apocalypse Barnes

By: Andrew Lawston

Narrated by: Hedge T Haiden

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About this listen

First comes nausea...then unconsciousness...then the hunger.

After the leafy streets of affluent London suburb Barnes are overwhelmed with shambling, bloodthirsty creatures, two uninfected survivors struggle to escape the well-heeled undead horde, via the wobbly green towers of Hammersmith Bridge. Featuring combat juggling, a deadly farmer's market, and the panto rehearsal of the dead, this comedy zombie adventure is truly...posh-apocalyptic.

Horror

Literature & Fiction

Scary

Zombie

Comedy

Funny

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I thoroughly enjoyed this book throughout! A quintessentially British end-of-the-world scenario set in the well-to-do London district of Barnes. If you enjoyed Shaun of the Dead, you will LOVE this!

A Very Barnes Apocalypse!

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I genuinely enjoyed this piece - a high quality story with some great character depth and very involving moments. Definitely interested in checking out more. As for the quality, it was top notch - I tend to listen to my audio books at 1.5 speed on the way to and from work, and even with that the reading performance was clear and precise. Overall a fantastic listen!

Very nice!

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Fun story! Nice details in the location and characters in keeping with the Barnes area! Brought back fond memories - with fewer zombies though. Solid narration - would listen to narrator again!

Classic Barnes

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I thoroughly enjoyed this first installment. can't wait to hear more. well read by Hedge which kept me gripped and wanting to hear more

good story and well read

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