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Almost Adulting

All You Need to Know to Get It Together (Sort Of)

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Almost Adulting

By: Arden Rose
Narrated by: Arden Rose
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About this listen

For fans of Grace Helbig and Alexa Chung comes a fresh, hilarious guide to growing up your way from social media influencer and lifestyle vlogger Arden Rose.

In Almost Adulting—perfect for budding adults, failing adults, and eaters of microwave mug brownies—Arden tells you how to survive your future adulthood. Topics include:

  • Making internet friends who are cool and not murderers
  • Flirting with someone in a way to make them think you are cool and not a murderer
  • Being in an actual relationship where you talk about your feelings in a healthy manner??? To the other person???????
  • Eating enough protein
  • Assembling a somewhat acceptable adult wardrobe when you have zero dollars
  • Going on adventures without starting to smell
  • How sex is supposed to feel, but, like, actually though

By the end of the book—a mash-up of essays, lists, and artwork—you'll have learned not only how to dress yourself, how to travel alone, how to talk to strangers online, and how to date strangers (in PERSON!), but also how to pass as a real, functioning, appropriately socialized adult.

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This is the most realistic book I've ever read, definitely one to go back to.

My absolutely favourite book

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I enjoyed listening to Arden Rose narrate her book 'Almost Adulting' - and as the title suggest, it is about her journey in becoming almost an adult. Although I did enjoy my first audible book, I did not exactly found it anything like a 'self-help' book, rather, it was more like multiple essay on how Arden is managing her adulthood.

'Adulting'

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Arden uses lovely anecdotes to work through the trials and tribulations of growing up and I enjoyed listening to this on a walk. It felt like a warm hug!

Very Sweet

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love this book so I got the audio and the actually book to read as well it is so amazing and just perfect for teen adults

love it

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was good but half way through it gets boring as the topics change to much and its not engaging enough

good not gret

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