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Agnes and the Hitman

By: Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer
Narrated by: Sandra Burr
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 Take one food writer named Cranky Agnes, add a hitman named Shane, mix them together with a Southern mob wedding, a missing necklace, two annoyed flamingos, and a dog named Rhett, and you've got a recipe for a sexy, hilarious novel about the disastrous side of true love...

Agnes Crandall's life goes awry when a dognapper invades her kitchen one night, seriously hampering her attempts to put on a wedding that she's staked her entire net worth on. Then a hero climbs through her bedroom window. His name is Shane - no last name, just Shane - and he has his own problems: He's got a big hit scheduled, a rival trying to take him out, and an ex-mobster uncle asking him to protect some little kid named Agnes. When he finds out that Agnes isn't so little, that his uncle has forgotten to mention a missing five million bucks he might have lost in Agnes' house, and that his last hit was a miss, Shane's life isn't looking so good, either. Then a bunch of lowlifes come looking for the money, a string of hitmen show up for Agnes, and some wedding guests gather with the intent to throw more than rice. Agnes and Shane have their hands full with greed, florists, treachery, flamingos, mayhem, mothers of the bride, and - most dangerous of all - each other.

©2007 Jennifer Crusie and Bob Mayer (P)2007 Brilliance Audio, Inc. Contemporary Contemporary Romance Mystery Romance Romantic Comedy Romantic Suspense Comedy Assassin Mafia Suspense Fiction Witty Funny

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This is a funny laugh out loud love story, where an innocent writer get swindled our of her dreams by the people she thought of a family. Until the human is called in. Read brilliantly by Sandra Burr.

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This might be the 3rd time I've listened to this book, and I laughed my head off every time. The characters draw you in, the plot hooks you. The narration was absolutely fantastic. This is what happens when great books meet great narrators - a real gem. The 2nd book is out, please get the same narrator to do it!

So darned good!

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