Humans insist Monday is simply the beginning of the week. Aliens know better. Every seven days, Earth is gripped by a baffling ritual involving alarm clocks, excessive caffeine, mysterious meetings, and a dramatic loss of motivation. Humans shuffle through offices and schools muttering phrases like "I need more coffee" and "Is it Friday yet?" while pretending this is perfectly normal.

In A Guide to Mondays for Aliens: A Survival Guide to Human Mondays, Official Earth Liaison Tamara Crain provides intergalactic visitors with everything they need to identify, understand, and survive one of Earth's strangest recurring phenomena.

Inside this field guide, you'll discover:

• The warning signs of an approaching Monday,
• Why humans become irrational before 10:00 AM,
• The strange relationship between Mondays and coffee,
• Common Monday phrases and what they really mean,
• Survival strategies for work, school, meetings, and group texts, and
• Helpful field notes from humans who have somehow survived many Mondays.

Packed with humor, and laugh-out-loud observations, this is the perfect gift for anyone who has ever stared at an alarm clock in disbelief and wondered why weekends are so short. Whether you are an alien researcher, a weary Earthling, or simply trying to survive until Friday, this guide will help you navigate humanity's most dreaded day. Proceed with caution.