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Schmidt Happens
- Narrated by: Rory Nolan
- Length: 11 hrs and 51 mins
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Summary
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I've had some pretty bad New Year's Eves in my life. But this one was officially...The! Worst! Ever!
My wife had just given birth to a baby that wasn't mine. My son had just walked out on his bride-to-be on the eve of their wedding. And my old dear was making threats of revenge against me for allowing her to choke on the olive from her breakfast martini.
Throw into the mix three infant sons who were banned from every public park and children's play centre in the city; a father who was working with dodgy Russian business interests to put himself in the Taoiseach's office; and a daughter who was about to do something truly shocking - even by her standards.
But then, one day, totally out of the blue, I received a very unexpected phone call....
And let's just say that Schmidt got real.
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- Sinead Kaulsay
- 25-04-21
Pissing myself laughing
This book is as good as medicine, even for a Northsider like myself, if you need a good laugh. The narrator is sooo brilliant and funny. I can’t wait to “stort” the next one. Jaysus, I’m speaking like a Southsider now.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-10-19
Ross meister General
As per usual with Ross it was mental non PC and bloody fantastic - I actually feel part of his family.
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- Amazon Customer
- 23-09-19
Finally on audible!
So glad to finally listen rather than read as struggle to get the time. .can you record your back catalogue? As would listen to them all again..so funny...saves you having to "read" all the accents in your head!!! If you're a Ross o'Carroll Kelly fan you will NOT be disappointed!!
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- Brian
- 19-09-19
For the love of all that is holy.. Please do more!
Love the book and the performance is spot on. Please....PLEASE......... PLLLEEEASE record the back catalog!!!!!!!
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- Seana McGearty
- 05-10-23
Typical rossmister!!
So funny I laughed out loud throughout. Love Honour & Obey is something people would actually follow.
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- PJJ1967
- 26-01-22
Blew away January blues
Loved reading these books and didn't think I'd enjoyed listening, but it was really laugh out loud in places
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- Fiona O Leary
- 11-01-21
Would give it 6 stars if possible!!
Hilarious from start to finish. Had me in tears laughing .. From the writing to the narrating.. Superb!!!
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- kevin crean
- 08-11-20
loved every bit
excellent.... more please. at times I was doubled over laughing. can't wait for more. thanks 😊
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- Anonymous User
- 30-09-20
5 stars
its brilliantly written.. hilarious, witty and entertaining AF. If you are Irish, you have to give it listen.
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- Siobhan O'Carroll
- 12-07-20
Kept me tickled during the pandemic.
Kept me tickled with joy, relief and laughter during the pandemic. Brilliant story and observances - brilliant narration!!
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