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100% Match

By: Patrick C. Harrison III
Narrated by: Joe Hempel
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"What The One Minute Manager was to business, 100% Match is to relationships." (PC3 Books)

Bart is 30. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research.

"Depraved, deranged, and blackly hilarious. PC3 does what he does best here, and doesn't hold back. I suspect 89.3% of you will love this story. The other 10.7% are humorless prudes." (Chris Miller, author of Dust and Dub-Town Blues)

"Vile, repulsive, and smart, with a kick-in-the-ass ending. You know, all the stuff we've come to love about PC3" (Rayne Havok, author of Necrosis)

"Get ready to squirm, cringe, and maybe even laugh! Patrick C. Harrison III's prose is as slick as it is sick, and 100% Match is one you won't want to miss. Especially if you're deranged and looking for love." (Judith Sonnet, author of No One Rides for Free)

"If you like your fiction sick and twisted, this one will be a 100% match for you. PC3 gives us a glimpse into the mind of the truly depraved, and despite the nature of spending time in such a nasty headspace, the story is entertaining as hell. Just don’t read it on a full stomach." (Robert Essig, author of The Circus Oasis and Tweaker Creatures)

©2022 Patrick C Harrison III (P)2023 Fright Night Audio
Dark Humour Horror Literature & Fiction Scary Witty Funny Comedy

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An extremely short story of a demented and lonely man. Written nicely, but shockingly short. I was mildly surprised at the twist, and the narrator is satisfying to listen to, however I feel much more could have been done with this story, and that it was not worth the price paid for it.

Too short for Value

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Not quite sure what I just listened to but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Caught me completely by surprise 😂

Well…….

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Horrible things await a horrible person… I personally loved the ending! A very good way to conclude

A grizzly time

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The writing of this is so casual, dark and funny? Obsessed with the storytelling and the character development.

Quirky

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Dark, funny, and shocking! Only short so enjoyed listening in one sitting. Can’t wait to read more from this author.

Brilliant

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