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A tale of veggies tempted to break their vows.

Fleeing a tumultuous past, Emily finds refuge at a kitchen job in a quiet countryside parish.

Robert and Laurent are two best friends with a bond that has crossed lines throughout their history, but now walk the straight and narrow, giving their lives to their parish as priests.

One magical night under the harvest moon, Robert and Laurent experience a bizarre transformation: They wake up as a tomato and a cucumber.

Emily brings these ripe and juicy vegetables into the kitchen, but instead of preparing a meal, she uses them for other, more carnal needs. Emily awakens something inside the priests, who switch back and forth between their human and vegetable forms.

The three find themself in a steamy entanglement, unable to deny their primal desires. Will they fight their urges or break their vows and alter the course of their lives forever?

From the best-selling author of Get In My Swamp comes a veggie love story filled with angst and lust.

©2025 G.M. Fairy (P)2025 Podium Audio Contemporary
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Probably the most absurd AND raunchy story I’ve listened to in a while, but ultimately a lot of fun and had some laughs. You kind of forget the whole ‘produce’ aspect of it, until the priests say “oh ****, I’m a tomato again”… which is pretty funny.

Only reason I’ve rated down the performance was because the male narration of the main female, Emily’s, voice made me cringe.

Enjoyable with some laughs!

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