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Old Thot Next Door

By: Quan Millz
Narrated by: Karmaa
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About this listen

Old Thot Next Door is indeed a long-anticipated ratchet soap opera thriller by best-selling African American urban fiction author Quan Millz.

Meet Vernita Ernestine Washington, a feisty 76-year-old woman who doesn’t care what you think about her ways, especially for a woman her age. Yeah, she might be a senior citizen, but she’d be the first to tell you age ain't nothing but a number!

She’s convinced the honeycomb between her legs doesn’t taste a day older than 40. "Don’t let the gray hairs fool you now!"

A retired employee of the Illinois Department of Motor Vehicles, Mrs. Washington runs the mean, cold streets of Chi-town messing with all types of young thugs with multiple felonies. A widow for some time now, Vernita is determined to make up for her stale marriage. However, when a major health scare sets her back, she finds herself losing everything.

Reality sets in that her time on Earth is about to come to a close. Now faced with a death sentence, Vernita seeks to live out her remaining days being the biggest old super freak. She gets her mojo back and begins living her life again. But a major, surprising twist will throw her life into more unpredictable chaos.

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©2020 Quan Millz (P)2022 Quan Millz African American Genre Fiction Urban Fiction Romance

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I loved listening to this audio book. It is hilariously well written. I loved all the outrageous plot twists in the storyline. The narrator did a good job of voicing Renitta.

Hilarious and captivating

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Just a great book, had to listen to it in 2 days and just amazed

Amazing

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