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Old Bastards

A Very Naughty Comedy

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Old Bastards

By: Stevie Duffy
Narrated by: Victoria Rojas
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Hi, I’m Tracy. I work in a nursing home, and to say I hate it would be a gross fucking understatement.

It’s got a few perks though — like the sleeping pills (so long as no one sees you take them), and Juan, the hot guy who sells me weed and totally wants in my pants.

But lately, things have been fucking weird. Some old bitch died — it wasn’t my fault, I swear! — and now she’s haunting me. Everywhere I go, she's there, creeping me out with her big, stupid, creepy face.

Does she want something, or am I just tripping?

Either way, she better fuck off before I really lose my shit.

©2026 Stephen Duffy (P)2026 Stephen Duffy
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Book and audio book are both fantastically funny and it’s a really nice easy read. Looking forward to more of Tracy’s shenanigans in book 2.

Tracy is a comedy legend.

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