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Not so Vanilla

By: Morgan Noel
Narrated by: Piers Ryman
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About this listen

Bartholomew's life is perfect. He's got a job he loves; he's in a committed relationship with his loving boyfriend who appreciates his neurotic tendencies, social anxiety, and general awkwardness. It's not "white picket fence and Golden Retriever" perfect, but their nice little apartment in the city and the cat they rescued from the shelter come pretty close.

The domestic bliss gets disturbed when his boyfriend Kyle brings a very hot friend from high school into their sanctuary, making both of them wonder if perhaps "perfect" is as relative as good sex.

©2018 Morgan Noel (P)2018 Morgan Noel

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It took me awhile to get into this story as the narrator seemed to be taking great pains to pronounce each word carefully so put me off a bit, but after about 10% of the book I really got into the story and by half way through the narrator appeared to have settled. Had he chosen a better voice and more relaxed way of speaking whilst talking as mew and Kyle then I would have given it a 5 star, however I struggled to tell mew and kyle’s voices apart from each other, and the way he spoke mews words got a bit irratating at times.

Despite that this was a good sweet story, that is perfect for anyone wanting a BDSM free, angst free book that has a hot threesome sex scene.

Nice sweet MMM story.

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A most enjoyable listen, helped by the pleasant tones of the narrator. There are several laugh-out-loud moments and his timing made them work perfectly. I shall seek him out with other authors!

Funny and sexy

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explores the BDSM and poly themes with an entertaining approach. Relatable characters, funny scenarios. Could have had the MCs have more interaction with the outside world, but overall enjoyable.

humourous take on becoming kinky

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The story is very good; the narration is really good. My issue? This is a book set in the States, but the narrator has an English accent. For me, it was very distracting - yes, I am one of those that prefers the accents to match the regions :)

I really enjoyed the story - though I did think Mew was a tad bit neurotic.
Piers Ryman is a very good narrator, and this was no exception - he had different voices for each of the characters and he has good timing.

Enjoyed the story, very good narration

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Cute and short :) a fun three some romp with one socially awkward mc coming to terms with his kinkier side :)

Cute

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I can’t decide if having an English narrator read American books is a good thing, saying Ass instead of Arse just does not sound correct in my head, I do think it should be tailored to the accent but that is only my opinion.
Other than that it’s an enjoyable short listen, as with most books I also like to read the story which I will do with this one from Morgan Noel.

Hmm not to sure about this

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This was a super cute story and I adored Mew. I wanted to love Kyle and sometimes I did but other times the way he handled situations really grated on me. It was defiantly HOT and over all I really enjoyed listening

Adorable and steamy

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Oh I really liked this story. Mew was written so well, and I loved that he stayed in character the whole time! It is a great complete story but I think I would love to see more of these boys. Weather the MCs of the story or side characters I would probably get that book.

It is really well read, Mr Ryman’s inflections were great, his accents really helped draw me in.

I couldn’t stop listening!

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Well this was a sweet, hot, and short little story about a twosome becoming a threesome. Told from the 'shy guy's' point-of-view it really was a bit of fun.

There were bunches of good things going on here, my only issues were the kind of slow start the story had (stick with it, you'll be glad you did), and I think the author was a bit too fond of

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I got distracted by it after awhile.

Definitely a story worth reading and an author to watch - and it's on KU right now so there's that too ;) Plus the narrator does a good job with this one.

Sweet & Hot

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This was a cute, sexy short story. I am a fan of the author and read many of her books. Great book and narrator.

Great book. I love R. Phoenix so much.

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