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  • Lasagna

  • A Tasteless Tale of Mafioso and Meat Sause
  • By: Merrill David
  • Narrated by: CJ Grey
  • Length: 3 hrs and 55 mins
  • 5.0 out of 5 stars (1 rating)

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Lasagna

By: Merrill David
Narrated by: CJ Grey
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Summary

Traumatized as a teen by a brutal act of violence that would seriously scald his temporal lobe, young Niccolo Abruzzi was institutionalized for a while. 

After many months away restoring his mental wellness, he eventually learned how to cope with that past. Having inherited the family eatery in a quaint part of the Bronx, New York called ‘Little Italy,’ Nick assumed his new role of restaurateur. But his return to society soon becomes marred by the weekly visits from the local crime family collecting their ‘rent,’ not to mention the bloody power struggle for control of the Italian-American Mafia scene, a literal war waging in the streets. 

Sick of being victimized and struggling to maintain some sense of sanity, can Nick, aided by his older, street-wise cousins Vinny and the sexy, proudly promiscuous Angie, save the struggling cafe from going under? Or will that ruthless band of brothers force the Abruzzi’s to abandon ship? And what’s that secret ingredient in the meat sauce that has critics raving but the city health inspector scratching his head? 

WARNING; this saucy splatter punk horror/ mafia crime story contains repulsive, graphic sexual situations, as well as disgusting and disturbing violence that many listeners could find offensive.

©2023 merrill david (P)2023 merrill david
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  • Categories: Erotica

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Fantastically fun and gory!

I thought this was a great mafioso tale which incorporated blood, gore and plenty of humour throughout (I don’t think I’ve ever heard so many terms for female genitals! 😂) Highly recommended if you want something fun and gory.

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