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Hankypanky

Clovenhoof, Book 9

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Hankypanky

By: Heide Goody, Iain Grant
Narrated by: Matthew Lloyd Davies
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There's life in the old dog yet

When Jeremy Clovenhoof realises that he's become too fond of his creature comforts, he signs on as a roadie for a Danish heavy metal band and goes on tour.

A whirlwind adventure of sex, drugs and rock and roll awaits this horny devil. However, things take a turn for the ridiculous when they pick up a band of Morris dancers on their way to a grudge match competition in the North of England. Will the world ever be ready for the unholy fusion of rock music and folk dancing, especially when it's Clovenhoof centre stage?

The ninth book in the Clovenhoof series is a madcap romp featuring talking dogs, disco-dancing angels, naughty vintage books, flamethrower guitars and a conga dance into the gates of Hell.

©2024 Heide Goody and Iain Grant (P)2024 Heide Goody and Iain Grant

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I enjoy anything that they write but I have to admit that I adore any of the Clovenhoof series. I've read them and listened to them all. Spent many hours stuck in traffic laughing to myself as I listen. It makes the drive to work pleasurable which is not bad considering that I hate my job. The characters are all interesting and storylines bring them out perfectly. The narration is perfect. I would highly recommend reading and listening to all of the books. In these dark times the books bring fun, laughter and mayhem into your life.

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