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C*cky Author

By: Fettucine Holliday
Narrated by: Meghan Kelly
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This totally original audiobook is about a cock...sure man who is caulky, cocked up, and above all else, confident. He lays it into a lady real good and leaves her satisfied.

This is a totally great comedy erotica story that in no way infringes on a certain word, no sirree, not at all.

©2018 Fettucine Holliday (P)2018 Fettucine Holliday
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It is very short but I was laughing all the way to the end. I wish it was longer

Laugh out loud

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I received this title for free in exchange for an unbiased review.

I thought this was very funny and loved some of the sayings in it lady lasagna made me snort out loud. Short but very sweet. I loved Meghan Kelly's voice very sultry.

Funny short story.

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This is a great little piss take in retaliation to the stupid law suit currently affecting romance authors due to some stuck up, pompous woman. Aside from this it is still quite a funny story where the author goes to great lengths to avoid using the word Cocky

funny story

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