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All I Wank for Christmas

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Tori Ross, author of Contact High and The Cuffing Season Contract, is back with a laugh-out-loud holiday romance sure to jingle your nuts and roast your bells. After a series of unfortunate events left Holly Hepperdine without an accounting job, the only way to pay bills, pay for her sister's school, and help her sick mother is to work at the local rub and tug massage parlor, The Happy Stroke Club, making a hundred dollars a "pop."

Jasper Nicholas is stressed to the max on Christmas Eve. His father is ill, and Jasper has to run the family's delivery service tonight. On a whim, he stops for a quick massage, realizing too late that there are other perks of the purchased package. He indulges but can't get the gorgeous woman with the witty banter out of his mind, even after they go their separate ways.

When Jasper comes down Holly's chimney late on Christmas Eve, she realizes Jasper is Santa Claus's son and tasked with delivering gifts to the world's children. He also needs desperate help with navigation and inventory. Can Holly and Jasper keep their hands to themselves long enough to deliver the gifts?

All I Wank for Christmas is an irreverent, raucous romantic comedy standalone, sure to put you in the mood for a happy holiday season...no Happy Stroke Club needed.

©2023 Tori Ross (P)2024 Tori Ross
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This is a brilliant funny Christmas story. It’s Jasper’s first Christmas as Santa. Due to work stress he heads to a massage parlour. It not the normal type it the special kind.

It is a insta love story with some funny parts. Especially when everything that could go wrong does go wrong.

Well worth a listen over the holiday season.

Christmas Rom-com

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I loved this book so much. So funny and laugh out loud moments! I would highly recommend this book!

This story is so good and so funny!

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I loved every minute of this cleverly written Santa story with a fun twist. It was hysterically funny. It was super steamy. It had an inventive storyline. The narration was excellent with both main characters. Her voice had a delightful smile that added to the narration.

Holiday Hotness!!

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Not my normal type if book but found it quite fun if not unusual. Story good, reader good, quite often i give up on some of these books but this did keep me going to the end. Father Christmas story thats hard to beat.

unusual but interesting

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If I could have rated this 10 stars I would have. It had me smiling and laughing out loud from the start. The story was well thought out. The characters were believable and lovable. I’m not a great fan of Christmas but this made me want to get the tree, lights and hot chocolate out in September. You need this story in your life.
It was really beautifully narrated too and you could tell the narrator was enjoying the story as much as I was. I might need to have a listen again if I’m having a bad day. It was magical!

Funny, naughty and a lot of fun

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