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  • Apocalypse Barnes

  • The Gentrified Dead, Book 1
  • By: Andrew Lawston
  • Narrated by: Hedge T Haiden
  • Length: 2 hrs and 25 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (5 ratings)

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By: Andrew Lawston
Narrated by: Hedge T Haiden
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Summary

First comes nausea...then unconsciousness...then the hunger.

After the leafy streets of affluent London suburb Barnes are overwhelmed with shambling, bloodthirsty creatures, two uninfected survivors struggle to escape the well-heeled undead horde, via the wobbly green towers of Hammersmith Bridge. Featuring combat juggling, a deadly farmer's market, and the panto rehearsal of the dead, this comedy zombie adventure is truly...posh-apocalyptic.
©2017 Andrew Lawston (P)2019 Andrew Lawston
Horror Literature & Fiction
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Very nice!

I genuinely enjoyed this piece - a high quality story with some great character depth and very involving moments. Definitely interested in checking out more. As for the quality, it was top notch - I tend to listen to my audio books at 1.5 speed on the way to and from work, and even with that the reading performance was clear and precise. Overall a fantastic listen!

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Classic Barnes

Fun story! Nice details in the location and characters in keeping with the Barnes area! Brought back fond memories - with fewer zombies though. Solid narration - would listen to narrator again!

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A Very Barnes Apocalypse!

I thoroughly enjoyed this book throughout! A quintessentially British end-of-the-world scenario set in the well-to-do London district of Barnes. If you enjoyed Shaun of the Dead, you will LOVE this!

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good story and well read

I thoroughly enjoyed this first installment. can't wait to hear more. well read by Hedge which kept me gripped and wanting to hear more

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