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Men at Arms
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- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 12 hrs and 58 mins
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The City Watch needs men! But what it's got includes Corporal Carrot, Lance-Constable Cuddy, Lance-Constable Detritus, Lance-Constable Angua and Corporal Nobbs....
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Utterly maddening narration - couldn't finish
- By Andy C on 26-05-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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Jingo
- Discworld, Book 21
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
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When the neighbours in question are the proud empires of Klatch and Ankh-Morpork, those are going to be some pretty large garden tools indeed....
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The best delivery of these novels, so far.
- By Sheila Sanderson on 03-06-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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Feet of Clay
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- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
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For Commander Vimes, Head of Ankh-Morpork City Watch, life consists of troubling times, linked together by...well, more troubling times....
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Gutted
- By Tim Nash on 30-05-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
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Mark Manson turns his gaze from the inevitable flaws within each individual self to the endless calamities taking place in the world around us....
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He shouldn't have read it himself
- By cactus on 18-05-19
By: Mark Manson
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Pyramids
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- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Alfred Enoch, Bill Nighy, Peter Serafinowicz
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
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'Look after the dead,' said the priests, 'and the dead will look after you.' Wise words in all probability, but a tall order when, like Teppic, you have just become the pharaoh of a small and penniless country rather earlier than expected....
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Excellent Narration
- By Daniel King on 11-04-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....
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Did I Enjoy it or Experience it?
- By Simon on 05-06-17
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Men at Arms
- Discworld, Book 15
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 12 hrs and 58 mins
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The City Watch needs men! But what it's got includes Corporal Carrot, Lance-Constable Cuddy, Lance-Constable Detritus, Lance-Constable Angua and Corporal Nobbs....
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Utterly maddening narration - couldn't finish
- By Andy C on 26-05-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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Jingo
- Discworld, Book 21
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
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When the neighbours in question are the proud empires of Klatch and Ankh-Morpork, those are going to be some pretty large garden tools indeed....
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The best delivery of these novels, so far.
- By Sheila Sanderson on 03-06-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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Feet of Clay
- Discworld, Book 19
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
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For Commander Vimes, Head of Ankh-Morpork City Watch, life consists of troubling times, linked together by...well, more troubling times....
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Gutted
- By Tim Nash on 30-05-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
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Mark Manson turns his gaze from the inevitable flaws within each individual self to the endless calamities taking place in the world around us....
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He shouldn't have read it himself
- By cactus on 18-05-19
By: Mark Manson
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Pyramids
- Discworld, Book 7
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Alfred Enoch, Bill Nighy, Peter Serafinowicz
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
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'Look after the dead,' said the priests, 'and the dead will look after you.' Wise words in all probability, but a tall order when, like Teppic, you have just become the pharaoh of a small and penniless country rather earlier than expected....
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Excellent Narration
- By Daniel King on 11-04-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....
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Did I Enjoy it or Experience it?
- By Simon on 05-06-17
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Old Harry’s Game
- The Complete Series of the Award-Winning BBC Radio 4 Comedy
- By: Andy Hamilton
- Narrated by: Andy Hamilton, James Grout, Jimmy Mulville, and others
- Length: 21 hrs and 32 mins
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Welcome to Hell—where nobody can ever quite catch the barman's eye. In this collection, which contains all seven series of Old Harry's Game, get ready for some wicked one-liners and scorching satire....
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Just genius…
- By pixie on 23-01-23
By: Andy Hamilton
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Fiction Land
- By: RR Haywood
- Narrated by: Gethin Anthony
- Length: 11 hrs and 52 mins
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A delivery driver finds himself inside a world occupied by characters from unfinished novels and must accept he is not real....
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ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT!
- By Joanne Clarke on 18-11-23
By: RR Haywood
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The Murder After the Night Before
- By: Katy Brent
- Narrated by: Victoria Morrison
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
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Something bad happened last night. My best friend Posey is dead. The police think it was a tragic accident. I know she was murdered. But I can’t remember a thing....
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Took a while to warm up but it had me in the end
- By Amazon Customer on 17-05-24
By: Katy Brent
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The Echo Chamber
- By: John Boyne
- Narrated by: Richard E. Grant
- Length: 14 hrs and 38 mins
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What a thing of wonder a mobile phone is. Six ounces of metal, glass and plastic, fashioned into a sleek, shiny, precious object. At once, a gateway to other worlds - and a treacherous weapon in the hands of the unwary, the unwitting, the inept....
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A Morality Tale with Panache
- By A. E. Blunsden on 19-08-21
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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
- By: Neven Iliev
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones....
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Need a follow up!
- By Amazon Customer on 16-11-17
By: Neven Iliev
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Tales of the Apocalypse Volume 1: A Duck & Cover Collection
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Long before he was a knight in the apocalypse, Tommy was preparing for the end of the world. His friends grew concerned for his well-being and planned to intervene. It wasn’t so much that he was preparing, it was what he was preparing for....
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An interesting take on the end of the world
- By Frances K Fox on 17-03-24
By: Benjamin Wallace
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The Code of the Woosters
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Martin Jarvis
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
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Abridged novel depicting the sinister affair of the 18th century cow-creamer and the small, brown, leather-covered notebook tests the Wooster soul as it has never been tested before....
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The Totleigh Towers Horror...
- By FictionFan on 21-03-18
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Boom Box
- Duck and Cover Adventures Series, Books 1-3
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 20 hrs and 33 mins
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Join the Librarian as he does his best to make the post-apocalyptic world a better place by protecting the weak, fighting injustice, squaring off against a group of former renaissance fair workers who have established a kingdom in the Rocky Mountains, and so on. Listen for more....
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Was ok.
- By Magic Inc. on 31-03-19
By: Benjamin Wallace
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Small Bones in a Fist
- By: Blindboy Boatclub
- Narrated by: Blindboy Boatclub
- Length: 5 hrs
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Small Bones in a Fist is composed of stories drawn from Blindboy's first two published books: The Gospel According to Blindboy and Boulevard Wren and Other Stories....
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Surreal and absolutely captivating
- By Rose on 13-12-23
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The Sirens of Titan
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Jay Snyder
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
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The richest, most depraved man on Earth, Malachi Constant, is offered a chance to take a space journey....
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A nine hour long joke
- By Pongo Narrates on 14-06-21
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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The Young Ones
- The Complete BBC TV Soundtracks
- By: Ben Elton, Rik Mayall, Lise Mayer
- Narrated by: Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson, Nigel Planer, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
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Ground-breaking, satirical and anarchic, The Young Ones introduced alternative comedy to mainstream TV, and made household names of its writers and performers. Collected here are all the dysfunctional foursome's manic adventures....
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Mistake!
- By acoustictrauma on 10-03-24
By: Ben Elton, and others
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Dragonfired
- The Dark Profit Saga, Book 3
- By: J. Zachary Pike
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 22 hrs and 9 mins
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Gorm Ingerson knows the king is a fink. With the land’s insidious ruler hell-bent on his destruction, the axe-wielding Dwarf berserker is desperate to beat him to the punch.
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most excellent
- By Kindle Customer on 11-05-24
By: J. Zachary Pike
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Post-Apocalyptic Nomadic Warriors
- A Duck & Cover Adventure, Book 1
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
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The post-apocalyptic world isn't that bad. Sure, there are mutants. But, for the people of New Hope, daily life isn't so much a struggle of finding food or medicine as it is trying to find a new shortstop for their kickball team....
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Mad Max meets Sean of the Dead, a highly enjoyable
- By Mr. Cj Haselden-Smith on 10-05-19
By: Benjamin Wallace
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Ed Reardon's Week: Series 9-12
- The Hit BBC Radio 4 Sitcom
- By: Christopher Douglas, Andrew Nickolds
- Narrated by: Christopher Douglas, Stephanie Cole, Barunka O'Shaughnessy, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
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Author, pipe-smoker, fare-dodger and master of the complaining letter and abusive email, Ed Reardon returns for another four series....
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Brilliant writing and performances
- By Anonymous User on 07-01-23
By: Christopher Douglas, and others
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions....
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A unique and biting wit
- By Kaggy on 28-06-18
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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History
- The hilarious, unmissable novel from the brilliant Miles Jupp
- By: Miles Jupp
- Narrated by: Miles Jupp
- Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins
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Clive Hapgood is feeling stuck. The private school he teaches at is consuming his life, no thanks to wretched headteacher Julian Crouch....
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Disappointed
- By Ned-iddley. on 21-08-21
By: Miles Jupp
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Whack-O!
- Selected Episodes from the Classic BBC Radio Comedy
- By: Frank Muir, Dennis Norden
- Narrated by: Jimmy Edwards, June Whitfield, Roy Dotrice, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 55 mins
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Starting life on BBC TV, Whack-O! transferred to radio in 1961 and ran for three series on the Light Programme until 1963. Collected here are those rediscovered episodes, featuring scholastic scheming and academic anarchy at Chiselbury School.
By: Frank Muir, and others
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Party's Over
- A BBC Radio 4 Comedy
- By: Paul Doolan, Jon Hunter
- Narrated by: Miles Jupp, Ingrid Oliver, Emma Sidi, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 33 mins
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What happens when a Prime Minister suddenly stops being Prime Minister? That's the question facing Henry Tobin—Britain's least popular, shortest-serving post-war PM, who's forced into retirement 30 years early after a bruising election defeat....
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Good, cringe-worthy laughs!
- By Anonymous User on 15-04-23
By: Paul Doolan, and others
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The Land: Founding: A LitRPG Saga
- Chaos Seeds, Book 1
- By: Aleron Kong
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
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Tricked into a world of banished gods, demons, goblins, sprites and magic, Richter must learn to meet the perils of The Land and begin to forge his own kingdom. Actions have consequences across The Land, with powerful creatures and factions now hell-bent on Richter's destruction....
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Father of LitRPG my foot.
- By Anastasia on 03-01-18
By: Aleron Kong
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Revenge of the Apocalypse
- A Duck & Cover Adventure Post-Apocalyptic Series, Book 4
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
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They’ve taken everything from him. Now Jerry and Chewy are headed to Niagara Falls to take out the wasteland’s greatest villain once and for all. But The Librarian isn’t the only one looking for revenge....
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Great narration and story
- By Steve on 22-04-24
By: Benjamin Wallace
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Death and the Penguin
- A Full-Cast BBC Radio Dramatisation
- By: Andrey Kurkov
- Narrated by: Tom Basden, Jason Watkins, full cast, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 14 mins
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Sit back and enjoy this darkly comic full-cast adaptation of Andrey Kurkov’s bestselling novel set in mid-90s Ukraine, plus a bonus interview with the author....
By: Andrey Kurkov
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Charity Shop Sue's Tools for Management and Success
- By: Charity Shop Sue, Sue Tuke
- Narrated by: Charity Shop Sue
- Length: 4 hrs
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Charity Shop Sue's Tools for Management and Success is a guide that will illuminate your path to becoming a better manager and a better human person....
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She’s Back!
- By Anonymous User on 08-02-24
By: Charity Shop Sue, and others
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The Third Policeman
- By: Flann O'Brien
- Narrated by: Jim Norton
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
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Flann O'Brien's most popular and surrealistic novel concerns an imaginary, hellish village police force and a local murder....
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Imaginative brilliance
- By Nigel Nicholson on 10-03-14
By: Flann O'Brien
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Crossroads of the Apocalypse
- A Duck & Cover Adventure Post-Apocalyptic Series, Book 5
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
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It’s been a year since the events in Niagara Falls. Things have generally gotten better in the wasteland and civilization is starting to take hold along the rivers....
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A great little adventure.!
- By Shaggy..... on 07-04-24
By: Benjamin Wallace
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It Can't Happen Here by Sinclair Lewis is a satirical novel that depicts the rise of a fascist government in the United States, exploring themes of power, democracy, and individual freedom. Through the story of a demagogic politician who becomes president, Lewis warns against the fragility of democracy and the dangers of authoritarianism. The novel is a critical examination of American society and politics in the 1930s, highlighting the potential for tyranny even in a democratic nation.
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Infallible
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Infallible tells the story of Pope Thomas I, an admired populist pope who, during a State visit to the White House, trips over the First Lady's annoying Pomeranian on the White House stairs and suffers a mild head injury. When he returns to Rome, he begins to openly question some of the most sacrosanct positions of his church.
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This captivating tale by George Orwell serves as a powerful allegory, warning against the dangers of totalitarianism, and remains relevant even today.
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Meet our Eton Rogue: Seventeen-year-old Cary, now embarking on his extraordinary final year at Eton. Prince William has joined the school and the British tabloids are ravenous for headlines. Cary is the mole who's making thousands selling stories to the Sun newspaper—and while he's at it, he's secretly dating a housemaster's daughter.
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It Can't Happen Here
- By: Sinclair Lewis
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It Can't Happen Here by Sinclair Lewis is a satirical novel that depicts the rise of a fascist government in the United States, exploring themes of power, democracy, and individual freedom. Through the story of a demagogic politician who becomes president, Lewis warns against the fragility of democracy and the dangers of authoritarianism. The novel is a critical examination of American society and politics in the 1930s, highlighting the potential for tyranny even in a democratic nation.
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Infallible
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The Blood Demon, renowned general of said civil war, was tired of all the fighting and politicking that had described the last four decades of her existence. All she really wanted to do now is to go out into the world and see the many lands from her father's stories. This is the story of what happens when you toss a (retired) war machine with somewhat lacking common sense into an unsuspecting world at peace.
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The Earth Is My Ant Farm
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The Earth is my Ant Farm, The Creational School gave it to me but I'm a bit bored with it now. A bigger boy threw a rock at it in the classroom and wiped out all my dinosaurs, I liked them. Now I'm stuck with the ants and they like to multiply. I have a favourite Ant, his name is Derek. This is about him, he likes to travel. He doesn't know how but I will tell him one day.
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The Happy Prince
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The story of The Happy Prince has three major themes. Firstly it shows that apparent beauty is nothing and the real beauty is to bestow love and sacrifice. Secondly, it discusses that love and sacrifice are two saving forces. Thirdly, it shows that there is a large gap between rich and poor people the rulers and the masses. When the happy prince is alive he lives a happy life without sorrows, he is living a care free life but after his death he sees through a tall Colum that life has another view except happiness and that is helplessness poverty, hypocrisy and corruption of elite and ruling class.
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Fake spirit medium Gretchen Acorn is happy to help when her wealthiest client hires her to look into the unexplained phenomena preventing the sale of her bridge partner's struggling goat farm. Gretchen may be a complete fraud, but she's a beneficent one. So if 'cleansing' the historic property will help a nice old man get on with his retirement and put some much-needed cash in her pockets at the same time, who's she to say no? Of course, it turns out said bridge partner isn't quite who Gretchen imagined - Charlie Waybill is young, hot as hell, and extremely unconvinced by Gretchen.
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So charming
- By Penelope on 05-05-24
By: Sarah Adler
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The Last of the Giant Fire Lizards
- By: Christopher John Fetherolf
- Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
- Length: 17 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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When her nest is destroyed and her forever mate slaughtered, Zephyr Ignitus, the last of an ancient breed of fire-breathing dragon, gathers together a team of saber-toothed panthers, woolly mammoths, and a crew of howler monkeys brandishing swords and weapons stolen from the ships of men, all to hunt down and scorch the evil beast-killing wizard that did her wrong.
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Pedo Island Bloodbath
- By: Duncan Ralston
- Narrated by: Sean Walpole
- Length: 15 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Everyone who's anyone wants to be seen at one of Emory Jackman's legendary parties, from royalty to politicians, tech billionaires to Instagram models. But something sinister is happening on Little Pearl. Journalist Sven Olsen has heard rumors about the Jackmans trafficking young girls, and a secret auction joined by the rich and famous. He's been invited under the pretense of writing a profile about Emory and his mysterious wife, Tess, and will do just about anything to get the scoop.
By: Duncan Ralston
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The Widening Stain
- By: W. Bolingbroke Johnson, Nicholas A. Basbanes - Introduction by
- Narrated by: Todd Menesses
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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For the staff of the library at the center of The Widening Stain, it's easy enough to dismiss the death of a woman who fell from a rolling ladder as nothing more than an unfortunate accident. It's more difficult, however, to explain away the strangled corpse of a man found inside a locked room, surrounded by rare and obscure erotica.
By: W. Bolingbroke Johnson, and others
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How to Get a Promotion Without Deserving One
- A Satirical Yet Practical Guide to Mastering Office Politics, Career Shortcuts, and Climbing the Corporate Ladder with Humor and Wit
- By: Tom Baker, Paula Evans
- Narrated by: Daniel Hamel
- Length: 1 hr and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Dive into the hilariously cunning world of "How to Get a Promotion Without Deserving One," a must-listen satire by Tom Baker & Paul Evans. This witty exploration of office politics through the eyes of the unforgettable "Chad" will have you laughing, cringing, and nodding in recognition.
By: Tom Baker, and others
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William - an Englishman
- By: Cicely Hamilton
- Narrated by: Stephanie Racine
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Written in a hospital tent to the sound of gunfire and shells falling, Cicely Hamilton drew on her experiences working in France during WW1 to tell the story of William Tully and his new bride Griselda, who are wrenched away from their all-consuming interests – socialism and votes for women – and plunged into the almost dream-like horror of war. As brutal tragedy strikes, their attitude to both pacifism and patriotism is altered and their lives are changed forever.
By: Cicely Hamilton
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Pussy Productions
- By: Mark DK Berry
- Narrated by: Mark DK Berry
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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In the eccentric world of 'Pussy Productions,' a London-based porn production company, a motley crew of individuals find themselves inexplicably thrown together. How this incendiary mix of people came to converge is a curious tale in itself. Sir Stott, a knighted Etonian, longs for the elegant normality of his pre-Pussy Productions life. Meanwhile, Hazelhot, an ex-military psychopath, is hell-bent on sowing violent, bloody chaos wherever he goes.
By: Mark DK Berry
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Kill the Rich
- By: Jack Allison, Kate Shapiro
- Narrated by: Jack Allison, Kate Shapiro
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
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The year is 2038, America’s new President won with a simple, snappy campaign slogan: Kill the Rich. Now in office, his administration kicks off with a televised public hanging of Kim Kardashian, whose lip kits have poisoned a working-class city.
By: Jack Allison, and others
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The Moskowitz Code
- By: Joel Bresler
- Narrated by: W.A. Yuster
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
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When his doctor mistakenly types the wrong code into his electronic medical record, Myron Moskowitz—Mike, to the entire world except his mother Celia—finds life, or at least the one he's grown used to, suddenly turned tush-over-teakettle. With that single dodgy digital diagnosis, a chain reaction is set in motion leading Mike to lose his job, accidentally get all trace of himself wiped off of every computer in the known universe, and seriously contemplate buying a Harley. And Mike isn't exactly what you'd call a motorcycle kind of Moskowitz.
By: Joel Bresler