Hot Damned
Books in series7
UNABRIDGED
(4.6 based on 76 ratings)
  • 1
    Fashionably Dead | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Dead

    • UNABRIDGED (12 hrs and 14 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe.

    brilliant laugh out loud book.

    brilliant laugh out loud book. really made me chuckle. easy and fun to follow. looking forward to the next

    Reviewed on 02 October 2016 by Sammy (staffordshire)
  • 2
    Fashionably Dead Down Under: Hot Damned Series, Book 2 | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Dead Down Under: Hot Damned Series, Book 2

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 6 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Welcome to Hell. Literally. The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies, and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook.... Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real. I should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of 20 minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were....

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  • 3
    Hell on Heels | Robyn Peterman

    Hell on Heels

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 45 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Amanda Ronconi
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    My name is Dixie. I'm a Demon - a lousy Demon. I'm a 21-year-old virgin, and I have a battery-operated boyfriend. My magic is iffy at best and downright dangerous at worst. Leaving Hell to represent my race is not high on my list of things to do. Hell was exact. Hell was simple. All I want to do is get to home base with the hotter-than-Hades Demon of my dreams and work on my dark side so Satan, my dad, will get off my ass.

    Okay

    This is the best book in the entire series. I am not sure if you just get numb to the rubbish that comes from the characters mouths or your brain gets..Show More »

    Reviewed on 08 April 2016 by Mrs. S. B. Potter (UK)
  • 4
    Fashionably Dead in Diapers | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Dead in Diapers

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 49 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    And I thought being half Vampyre/half Demon was hard.... That's nothing compared to being a mother. Sweet baby Moses in a boob tube, there aren't any books on raising True Immortals, so let me give you a few tips.... Make a map of every closet and bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause confusion, and a map will help if you have only seven minutes and 31 seconds. You're welcome.

    I just kept coming back for more!
    Reviewed on 24 May 2016 by Read4Fun (UK)
  • 5
    A Fashionably Dead Christmas | Robyn Peterman

    A Fashionably Dead Christmas

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 22 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Mixing heaven and hell on my cousin's famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my baby's first Christmas to be special - memorable. I'd like to chalk my heinous idea up to having been falling-down drunk, but that won't fly, as it's insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on. So instead I'll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars, and catering by Mother Nature.

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  • 6
    Fashionably Hotter Than Hell | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Hotter Than Hell

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 45 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Victor Bevine
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Welcome to my own personal hell. Name: Heathcliff. Occupation: Vampyre Warrior - one of the deadliest in the world. I plan. I fight. I win. Always. However, it's never taken me this damned long to get what I want before. Only I would be blessed with a Vampyre mate I'd have to chase for two centuries. The chemistry between us is steamy, and the sex is sizzling, but I want more - I want it all. Now, just as I'm finally wearing Raquel down, I find I have competition, not for my mate's hand but for her very existence.

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  • 7

    Fashionably Dead and Wed

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 40 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
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    What do you get when you combine a three-headed monster named Charles; a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug; a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature; a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff; an offer from Satan that's impossible to refuse; and Steve Perry? You get the royal wedding from hell - or, to be more accurate, possibly in hell. All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams, with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I'm still hanging on to my humanity if only by a thread.

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