The ladies kick off the pod this week with some coffee talk. They have the same coffee order and no one understands it. Amy teaches us all about “The Air Conditioned City” AKA Duluth, MN. Maya doubts this is actually a city nickname. Maya gets nostalgic about spring break 1994 and the best pizza she’s ever had, Bella Pizza in Jenson Beach, Florida. Vacation pizza is the best pizza. Animal Report: Study says dogs dream about their owners. Also, Amy reviews the Minnesota Zoo. Spoiler Alert: Marsh asks for a refund. Maya gets a massage at Watershed Spa because her regular masseuse has disappeared. Golf is now Amy’s whole personality. The ladies review King Charles’ official portrait. Finally, the Olympic committee is still trying to make those anti-sex beds happen for athletes. Just let them bang already! They’re in the Olympics for crying out loud. Approved/Denied: Big Nude Cruise.

The pod kicks off this week with the disappointing news that Amy’s mom, Marsh, isn’t joining as planned. Maya has suspicions she will appear before the end of the ep. Amy is at her cabin zooming in and Maya is just kickin’ it in the podcast studio. It’s the ladies' birthdays this week. They both decide 47 is kind of a meh birthday, so you should just have a relaxed, laid-back day. Maya reviews the restaurant Gus Gus. Who didn’t hit a tennis ball against the garage as a kid? Maya reviews the game Head Trip. Amy recounts Marsh’s harrowing journey to the cabin that involves a T-Mobile escapade and a handwritten note. Marsh claims it was a “hardship”. Amy’s niece does a plug for T-Mobile. And as predicted, Marsh comes in late and hot with a Potluck rant. Young people, your potluck game is weak!!!

This week is a tennis-heavy episode! Tennis Report: Maya has tennis elbow and has to take a tennis break. Sad! The ladies review the Prince pickleball collection for Target. Amy reviews the tennis movie “Challengers” starring Zendaya. Amy has a bone to pick with this movie. Maya reviews the Burt Reynold’s documentary, “I Am Burt Reynolds”. The gals agree we need a new Burt Reynolds for our time. Amy is dying to know about Joe Montana and Burt partying in their prime. Amy also reviews the new Freaknic documentary.