IT'S A TRAILER!!

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TRANSCRIPT

Hi! I’m Mary Cait Hogan. Do you watch 90 Day Fiance? It’s okay if you don’t - neither did my so-called “friends” and “family”. But that all changed when I decided to make a podcast: 90 Day Protege. 

Each week, I take on a new protege and we recap an episode of the world’s greatest reality show. 

They’ll fall in love with iconic characters…

• My last note is “Team Anfisa.” Like, I think she is a role model to women.

Visit romantic destinations… 

• They’re not just at any restaurant. They’re at Pizza Cafe.

They’ll finally experience what they’ve been missing out on. 

• The most hyperbolic fluttering eye roll in the history of television.

• Oh! So is the whole premise is that people need visas? 

• This Memorial Day, you can get the Jolene Sectional for just 1499. 

And you can always count on me to ask the tough questions. 

• Do you think you’re better than me?

• Are you mad at me?

• Where was I going with that?

• Who in this cast would be in your dream blunt rotation…?

So, wherever you are on your reality TV ~journey~, there’s something for you on 90 Day Protege: A podcast for dumpster fire enthusiasts and the ones we drag in with us. Available now wherever you get your podcasts.

This podcast contains explicit content and gratuitous tangents.