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I, Partridge: We Need To Talk About Alan

By: Alan Partridge
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Journalist, presenter, broadcaster, husband, father, vigorous all-rounder – Alan Partridge – a man with a fascinating past and an amazing future. Gregarious and popular, yet Alan’s never happier than when relaxing in his own five-bedroom, south-built house with three acres of land and access to a private stream. But who is this mysterious enigma?

Alan Gordon Partridge is the best – and best-loved – radio presenter in the region. Born into a changing world of rationing, Teddy Boys, apes in space and the launch of ITV, Alan’s broadcasting career began as chief DJ of Radio Smile at St. Luke’s Hospital in Norwich. After replacing Peter Flint as the presenter of Scout About, he entered the top 8 of BBC sports presenters.

But Alan’s big break came with his primetime BBC chat show Knowing Me, Knowing You. Sadly, the show battled against poor scheduling, having been put up against News at Ten, then in its heyday. Due to declining ratings, a single catastrophic hitch (the killing of a guest on air) and the dumbing down of network TV, Alan’s show was cancelled. Not to be dissuaded, he embraced this opportunity to wind up his production company, leave London and fulfil a lifelong ambition to return to his roots in local radio.

Now single, Alan is an intensely private man but he opens up, for the second time, in this candid, entertaining, often deeply emotional – and of course compelling – memoir, written entirely in his own words. (Alan quickly dispelled the idea of using a ghost writer. With a grade B English Language O-Level, he knew he was up to the task.)

He speaks touchingly about his tragic Toblerone addiction, and the painful moment when unsold copies of his first autobiography, Bouncing Back, were pulped like ‘word porridge’. He reveals all about his relationship with his ex-Ukrainian girlfriend, Sonja, with whom he had sex at least twice a day, and the truth about the thick people who make key decisions at the BBC.

A literary tour de force, I, Partridge: We Need to Talk About Alan charts the incredible journey of one of our greatest broadcasters.

Entertainment & Celebrities Friendship Relationships Funny Witty Feel-Good Thought-Provoking Comedy

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Critic reviews

‘The funniest book of the year and possibly all time.’ *****Heat

‘This book is a genuinely hilarious read’ Shortlist

‘A rare treat… painfully funny in that inimitable Alan way.’ **** Sunday Express

‘As a parody of celebrity autobiography, it’s sound; but as a sustained piece of comic writing, it’s outstanding.’ **** Time Out

‘Brilliantly witty’ The Times

‘This should be nominated for the Booker prize…it’s a really funny book but it’s actually more than that…it blows my post-modern mind’ David Baddiel

'I, Partridge might just be the funniest book I've ever read. Proper laugh out load moment on every page.' Richard Bacon

‘This fictional memoir … could be the antidote to the celeb biographies that clog the Christmas book market. It's as acute a spoof of the publishing sub-genre as the Alan Partridge character is of a whole tranche of crassly opinionated lowbrow broadcasters…brilliantly sustained wit.’ Evening Standard

‘I, Partridge is an indispensable guide to what it’s like to be an all-round media personality in the 21st Century. In this, it compares very well with the finest in the genre.’ **** Mail on Sunday

***** The Telegraph

‘Extremely funny’ Word Magazine

‘Pure comic genius’ The Independent

‘The best book of the year… without peer… I urge people to go out and buy it.’ Danny Baker

‘An acutely observed mock-memoir, touching on the great man's highs (receiving a Burton's Gold Card) and lows (Toblerone addiction) in equally self-regarding manner.’ Independent on Sunday

‘A magnificent comedy creation’; ‘The significant celebrity book this year.’ The Guardian

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Best audiobook I've ever listened to. By a distance.

Huge advantage over the book version is Coogan's narration; the voice is such a key component of the Partridge persona.

Cannot recommend it enough.

Three downsides:

1) a bloke in Holborn shot me daggers yesterday because it looked like I was laughing directly at him, rather than listening to it on my headphones. You'll also look an epic tit lauging loudly to yourself on the tube/train/bus.
2) You'll be genuinely sorry once it's finished.
3) After seven hours of solid Partridge, you'll find yourself talking a bit like him in real life. Which is odd.

All in all, it's awesome.

Jurassic Park

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This is a brilliant audiobook. Possibly the best audiobook ever written slash read by a man. I can't think of an audiobook that I would rather hear read by its author than this one, except for maybe the Steve Jobs one, because then it'd mean Steve was still alive but I only just thought of that, so it doesn't count.
Anyway, if you're either a fan of Alan's or the sort of person who would really like his stuff then this is definitely for you.
I just realised the Steve Jobs reference doesn't work because he didn't write the biography, hence it's a biography and not an autobiography. I should, therefore remove all reference to it in this review since it is, strictly speaking, out of context, but if I do that the review will be a 'bit light', so it stays.

Back of the net, cashback, jurrasic park, etc

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A great performance by Coogan and a must listen for any fan of Alan Partridge. This is one of those books that just comes to life as an audio book. Funny throughout!

A Must for Partridge fans

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I have one piece of advice with regards this audio book; don't listen to it on public transport as you will inevitably draw perturbed glances from fellow commuters when you erupt into spontaneous laughter. This book is hilarious, made all the more so because it is read by Mr Partridge himself. Alan pronounces every word with self-aggrandising relish as he regales us with his most worthy of life stories.



This book perfectly apes the self-important style of so many autobiographies as Alan strives to add excitement and significance to his mediocre successes. I think this is one of the rare occasions where the audio book is actually better than the printed text. It is Alan Partridge's story told by Alan Partridge, as only he can tell it. This is exactly how the author (that is to say, authors) intended it to sound.



Steve Coogan executes a flawless reading. This character must be like an old pair of boots to him at this stage and he effortlessly delivers a classic comedy performance. This story stands up there with the very best of the TV series as Coogan squeezes every drop of comedy out of Alan’s middle-class self-deluded glory.



The one downside to the audio book is that some of the footnotes from the text appear to be missing. It's a small concession however. If you are going to experience this story, then the audio book is certainly the best format to choose.

The audio book betters the printed text.

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Hands up, I've loved the Alan Partridge character for years and have seen his career and life performed in various shows and vignettes.

However, hearing the story from Alan himself is a wonderful experience. Critically, Coogan's performance of Partridge is key to success of this audiobook and it's brilliant. I'm so pleased they didn't ask Coogan to play it straight.

As Alan retells some of the incidents that mark out his career, the joy of this book is enjoying Alan's warped recollections and remembering how they differ from what we saw in the TV series fifteen years earlier.

This audiobook is brilliant. Just buy it.

The perfect audiobook...brilliant

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