Listen free for 30 days

Listen with offer

  • The Mighty Mince Pie Massacre

  • Roman Garstang Disasters
  • By: Mark Lowery
  • Narrated by: Rupert Degas
  • Length: 3 hrs and 44 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (15 ratings)
Get this deal Try for £0.00
Offer ends May 1st, 2024 11:59PM GMT. Terms and conditions apply.
£7.99/month after 3 months. Renews automatically.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
The Mighty Mince Pie Massacre cover art

The Mighty Mince Pie Massacre

By: Mark Lowery
Narrated by: Rupert Degas
Get this deal Try for £0.00

Pay £99p/month. After 3 months pay £7.99/month. Renews automatically. See terms for eligibility.

£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £7.99

Buy Now for £7.99

Pay using card ending in
Switch payment method
By completing your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and authorise Audible to charge your designated card or any other card on file. Please see our Privacy Notice, Cookies Notice and Interest-based Ads Notice.

Listeners also enjoyed...

 The Luckiest Kid in the World cover art
The Boy Who Got Accidentally Famous cover art
The Boss of Everyone cover art
Virtually Christmas cover art
The World's Worst Children 3 cover art
The World’s Worst Pets cover art
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them cover art
Spaceboy cover art
The Day the Screens Went Blank cover art
Gangsta Granny cover art
The World’s Worst Parents cover art
Have a Little Faith cover art
Darcy Burdock cover art
Fizzlebert Stump: The Boy Who Ran Away from the Circus (and Joined the Library) cover art
My Brother's Hot Cross Bottom cover art
The Accidental Diary of B.U.G. cover art

Summary

The sixth book in the hilarious and anarchic Roman Garstang Adventure series.

It is the month before Christmas, and Roman's class is preparing for the Christmas fete and the school pantomime. The new teacher at the helm - the awful Mr Le Salle, a flamboyant, theatrical and downright nasty piece of work - is the least of Roman's worries. He also has to contend with the most rubbish role in the panto (being a box) as well as organising the Santa's grotto stall at the Christmas fete with loose cannon Darren Gamble. As the panto nears, it seems that everything that could possibly go wrong is about to.

It is left to Roman to save the panto and the day....

©2018 Mark Lowery (P)2018 Bonnier Publishing
Humorous Fiction
Show More Show Less

What listeners say about The Mighty Mince Pie Massacre

Average customer ratings
Overall
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    12
  • 4 Stars
    1
  • 3 Stars
    2
  • 2 Stars
    0
  • 1 Stars
    0
Performance
  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    13
  • 4 Stars
    1
  • 3 Stars
    1
  • 2 Stars
    0
  • 1 Stars
    0
Story
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    13
  • 4 Stars
    0
  • 3 Stars
    2
  • 2 Stars
    0
  • 1 Stars
    0

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Audible.co.uk reviews

Amazon reviews
Sort by:
Filter by:
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars
Profile Image for Kindle Customer

Amazing

Awesome book lots of funny parts and really enjoyable. All Mark lowery books are very good especially this one.

Report this

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars
Profile Image for Dan McIntyre

Love it

Recommend loved it so much and laughed my head off at some points a truly amazing book

Report this

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars
Profile Image for MC
  • MC
  • 21-08-22

AMAZING 😍😄😁😁😄😍😻🤩🥳🤪

i LOVE roman Garstang and his crazy adventures best book ever loved mr lagonk too 🤩😻😍🥳🤪😁😄

Report this

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!