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The Hag's Handbook to the Tastiest Trick-or-Treaters

By: Richard Alan Dickson
Narrated by: Richard Alan Dickson
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Summary

In a world where unruly brats push innocent Hags into their own ovens, one woman dares to put children back on the menu. With the proper handling, those pesky Trick-or-Treaters don't need to be a dangerous delicacy. Now, the secrets can be yours - for one low, low price. Don't wait. Call now!

Richard Alan Dickson, author of Doom Cows from Outer Space, returns with a hilarious look at late-night advertisement gone wrong. With a charismatic Hag and a too-wrong tale, The Hag's Handbook to the Tastiest Trick-or-Treaters is a story that will entertain to the very end.

©2011 Richard Alan Dickson (P)2014 Richard Alan Dickson

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