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  • Simple F*cking Advice for Everyday Humans

  • And Tidbits of Useless Knowledge for the Rest of Us
  • By: Simeone Crowther Fruke
  • Narrated by: Christian White
  • Length: 1 hr and 50 mins
  • 4.9 out of 5 stars (18 ratings)

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Simple F*cking Advice for Everyday Humans

By: Simeone Crowther Fruke
Narrated by: Christian White
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Summary

It's Time To Unlock the Badass You Have Always Been Meant To Be!
Are you tired of society trying to put you in a box and dictating how you are supposed to think, respond, feel, and even exist?

You are not alone; nothing is off, broken, warped, or weird about you.

All you need is some Simple F*cking Advice for Everyday Humans to adjust your mindset and tackle the world!

People have a nasty habit of taking life and themselves way too seriously. Overanalyzing and overcomplicating every nuance of our existence can leave even the strongest person physically, mentally, and emotionally drained. This book attempts to solve this dilemma by delivering straightforward, practical advice to which any everyday human can relate.

In this Simple F*cking Advice book, you will learn:

  • When to Speed the F*ck Up
  • When to Slow the F*ck Down
  • How to Act Instead of Always Reacting
  • When to Fake it Until you Make it
  • How to Know Who the F*ck You Really Are
  • And Much More

This is not a book of encouragement and inspiration. It will not pat you on the back, pick you up, dust you off, or hold your hand along life’s journey. It is precisely what the title states - Simple Advice For Everyday Humans.
If you can set your ego aside and temporarily abstain from being offended you might just learn something about the world and more importantly about yourself. Happy listening, and you have been warned!

©2024 Simeone Fruke (P)2024 Simeone Fruke

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Simple Advice for Modern Living!

This f-ing book offers a refreshing and accessible approach to navigating life's complexities. It' straightforward advice and relatable anecdotes, the book serves as a modern guide for modern living. Highly recommended for those seeking practical wisdom in an increasingly chaotic world.

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Sweary kick up the backside

This aims to motivate readers to take control of their lives and pursue success. The author's no-nonsense approach and emphasis on personal responsibility will resonate with listeners looking for a push to stay on there game.

The anecdotes scattered throughout the book add a relatable touch and provide some inspiration for listeners.
The use of profanity for emphasis conveys a sense of raw authenticity, but it might not be everyone’s cup of tea.

The advice provided in the audiobook is a mix of common-sense wisdom and the author's personal experiences. The guidance is straightforward.

It is short - not necessary a bad thing it - delivers a dose of tough-love motivation that will be helpful for anyone needing a kick up the backside. . It's worth a listen if you're looking for a short, no-frills motivational audiobook, and you don’t mind the swears

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great advice

Very practical advice, and truly mindblasting, knowledgeabel advice. i wish i learnt this sooner, but on a second thought, it's never too late to know these. we as normal people just care too much sometimes about irrelevant and unimportant things, that eventually just made our lives harder, bitter and more miserable. a lot things you dont even need to care. i can't say these things that this book taught me really how much ground breaking, it sort of echoes and acknowledges what i already believe, or want to believe. just that i probably needed a few more recognition. anyways, i really enjoyed listening to this book. highly recommend!

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Entertaining and informative

A great approach to life's complications. Basically, be self-aware and find out who you are. Ride the waves, take the knocks and come out the other side stronger and wiser.
Easier said than done, perhaps? This book will certainly guide you. A short and to the point read with great tips given in a fun way.

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F’ing Great

This audiobook had me laughing out loud while it dispensed a Sh’t load of valuable life lessons. If you’re tired of dry self-help type books and have good enough sense of humor to not get offended by some colorful language, this book is a winner.

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A refreshing wake-up call

This book is a refreshing wake-up call for anyone feeling trapped by societal norms. It empowers readers to embrace their uniqueness and break free from the constraints of societal expectations.
With its straightforward approach, the book cuts through the noise and offers practical guidance for navigating life's challenges with authenticity and confidence.
Readers will find liberation in the book's no-nonsense attitude, discovering that it's okay to be flawed, unconventional, and unapologetically themselves.

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Amazing

The author's blunt approach immediately grabs your attention, making it clear that this isn't your typical self-help book. Instead of sugarcoating advice, it is served straight up, sprinkled with profanity and wit. While this might not be everyone's cup of tea, it's undeniably effective in driving home key points without beating around the bush. The advice itself is refreshingly simple yet profound. From tips on managing stress to insights on human behavior, each chapter provides actionable steps to improve your life.

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Amazing

The book starts by saying that it is not a motivation book, but I don't agree!
It actually gave me a big boost that I usually do not get from other books! It has many wake up calls to live the life we want and to be our true self.

The book made me realize how much time and energy I waste sweating the small stuff;

The narrator is one of the best honestly. His tone keep you engaged and interested to keep listening.

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Great Advice

I really enjoyed this audiobook and the advice is very good. I think younger people would particularly benefit from this and help them develop character & a thicker skin. This audiobook delivers multiple chapters of good advice for people and is both well written & narrated. The best piece of advice in the audiobook for me, as I can relate to it- is don't make big decisions when you are really happy or really mad. I once quit a job because of my wounded pride but I only hurt myself. Wish I had of listened to this ten years ago.

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Really nice work

I really like how this book goes straight to the point. I have learned a lot with this book, it's totally worth it.

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