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  • New York Hates Your Face

  • A Book of F--king Essays
  • By: R B Winters
  • Narrated by: Matt Stevens
  • Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
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By: R B Winters
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Summary

Moving to New York City is the worst decision you'll ever make. Unless you're like a certain singer who arrived with millions of dollars and legions of screaming fans. You're going to live in the equivalent of a shack [shit hole], suffer through moronic roommates [personal death], be broke off your ass [literally], and all while trying to prove to the world [yourself] you can make it in the big city. You can call it a day and crawl back to wherever you hail from or you can put on your big girl panties and survive. For those of us who survive [this book is a survival guide], we thrive and that's why no matter how badly the city sucks [the life out of you] it's the only place worth calling home.

©2016 R.B. Winters (P)2016 R.B. Winters

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