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  • Me vs Brain

  • An Overthinker’s Guide to Life
  • By: Hayley Morris
  • Narrated by: Hayley Morris
  • Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (234 ratings)

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Me vs Brain

By: Hayley Morris
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Summary

Brought to you by Penguin.

The hilarious book from TikTok and Instagram sensation Hayley Morris.

Brain: we left the oven on!

Me: no don't say that, I've not got time for this!

Brain: the house is probably on fire!

Me: stop it, I need to write this audiobook description.

Brain: but the blazing fire.

Me: we didn't even use the oven today.

Brain: but what if...

Me: no. We're not doing this, I'm finishing this description.

Hello there! Hayley Morris here. Or you might know me as the Brain Girl, and don't be fooled...it's not because I'm outrageously smart. Just an avid overthinker. I'm on a mission to prove once and for all that You. Are. Normal. Running through imaginary arguments whilst showering, hiding your knickers in the nurse's office before they look directly into your vagina or not knowing how to be a normal human when you have the plumber over. I've spent the majority of my life saying and doing embarrassing things that wake me up in a cold sweat at three a.m. as my brain reminds me of every minor detail.

In this book, I've overthought absolutely everything so you don't have to. I'll be talking about everything from dating to discharge, mental health to menstrual cups. I might not be able to banish your anxiety or make you feel 100% comfortable in your skin, but I hope I can at least give you a break from the constant brain chatter and we can rejoice and laugh at how similar we actually all are.

©2023 Hayley Morris (P)2023 Penguin Audio
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hilarious and relatable

Laughed aloud listening to this. Hayley made her story come to life. Me and my brain loved listening to the adventures and misadventures of Hayley and hers.

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Brilliant

Hayley is so incredibly relatable and funny that I found myself listening to this audiobook at any given opportunity. I’m not entirely sure what to do now that I’ve finished, other than desperately hoping for a sequel…

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Just Like Me

I related so much to this book. it was funny, sad, honest and I couldn't put it down.. Great boook

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Humorous take on that background narration in my head !!

Very easy to listen to , really laughed at many parts - which tells you the way my mind functions ( noisily ) - comforting to know that I’m not the only one !

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Relatable, heartbreaking and laugh out loud funny!

I loved this audiobook! as my title line says it was relatable, heartbreaking and laugh out loud funny, as well as being completely thought provoking!

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Loved every second of this book!

I laughed and cried, and laughed again. The book is so relatable and I couldn’t stop listening to it.

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Relatable, funny, raw and honest.

Have loved watching Hayley on Instagram, found her so relatable as my brain is a fun anxious one too. This book is brilliant. I laughed out loud many times and felt understood at times. I appreciated the raw honestly about Hayley's grief and glad she found writing the book therapeutic. It was therapeutic listening to it. I was going to buy the book but since it was read by Hayley herself, I am so glad I went the audio route.

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Very funny but true

Great book I enjoyed it and empathised with much of it. Well read and easy to listen to

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I thought it was just me!

Loved this book, it made me feel more normal, made me laugh out loud. Totally relatable book.

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Loved this and laughed out loud

Hayley is saying what most of us think. Funny and heartwarming. Support her and have a read

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