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How Sausage's Made

By: Andrew Rolston
Narrated by: Geoff Sturtevant
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Summary

How many sausages does it take to change a light bulb? For Jimmy, a fifth-year college senior who dreams of walking the stage to receive his sausage-making diploma, the answer is obvious: Only one, but it's best to have a second just in casing. 

In his world, where lowbrow humor holds court with high expectations — and pigs live alongside humans as social equals — it's all he can do to reach that lofty goal without stumbling. But stumble he does when, standing in line at the registrar's office, he encounters a vision of loveliness known as Petunia. What begins as a casual slip of fate quickly turns into an infatuation that changes him from the inside out. 

At first, the two seem entirely mismatched. Jimmy lives for all things sausage, while Petunia is a vegan activist with a dark secret to reveal about his most beloved protein source. The more he learns about her cause, the more he begins to question his own. Will he have the courage to risk everything he has ever known for love, or will the veil remain un-lifted, obscuring his eyes from a possible truth of epic proportions?

©2020 Andrew Rolston (P)2021 Andrew Rolston
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Amazing quick read

I really enjoyed this book, it was funny from start to end. With a great twist! The pig is definitely my fave character!!
The narrator was fantastic and easy to listen too.
Over all great read!

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Liked It.

I thought this was a very amusing story with a cast of good characters, espescially the pig! Geoff Sturtevant did an excellent job of the narration and brought the story to life. A very enjoyable short read, no hesitation in giving it 5 stars. *****
I was kindly given this book by the author and have left this honest review.

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Very good

Both, the Author and the narrator are brilliant in their work.
The book written by Andrew Rolston is like an oasis in the desert, congratulations.
My congratulations also to the narrator Geoff Sturtevant, he is a great professional.

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